If you like Natalie Portman

saucyminx · 03-05-2006, 12:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJ...=natalie%20rap

Whaaaaaat???!

Jelena · 03-05-2006, 01:14 PM

That was unexpected! What an attitude. But she is truly beautiful.

But what struck me was the poor dog in clothes and shoes. I consider it cruelty to animals to treat pets as accessories.

saucyminx · 03-05-2006, 01:17 PM

Well I like her haircut

Jelena · 03-05-2006, 01:20 PM

I thought so too! Very feminie girl with sort of boy-ish haircut. Looks great!

saucyminx · 03-05-2006, 01:35 PM

Is that really her voice singing, though?

Kolzig · 03-05-2006, 01:37 PM

It sounds like her.

That was pretty funny.

SakSquash · 03-05-2006, 01:41 PM

That wasn't very funny.

UPtimist · 03-05-2006, 01:42 PM

"Suck my d***"

Jelena · 03-05-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by UPtimist

"Suck my d***"

And by that you´re saying....

After a brisk nap · 03-05-2006, 01:48 PM

Hmmyeah, it was pretty funny. Especially as she was all sweetness and light throughout the rest of the show, thanking her mom and dad at the end.

But if SNL is going to be doing a "digital short" rap every episode, it's going to get old pretty fast.

She had to shave her head for V for Vendetta, so that might be the reason for the haircut. On the other hand, shooting on that film wrapped some six months ago as far as I know.

SakSquash · 03-05-2006, 01:49 PM

SNL hasn't been funny in a decade.

jjacob · 03-05-2006, 01:53 PM

Yeah I saw this a short while ago, awesome

I always liked her (and she was very good in Closer) but her recent comments regarding "Munich" were a bit odd - still, eveyone's entitled to their opinion.

SakSquash · 03-05-2006, 01:54 PM

What did she say?

jjacob · 03-05-2006, 02:11 PM

Well I'm paraphrasing here, but it was something along the lines of saying Munich was shameless outright propaganda for the Palestinians or something. Ofcourse the Palestinians were yelling thesame thing about the Israelis and vice-versa. Anyway I was pretty surprised to hear her say this as Hollywood is generally liberal and supportive of the Palestinian state, then again there are also a lot of Jewish people there which are firmly against it (which apparently Portman is part of). I'll try to google it to get some more..

edit: Here's a google cache of some Israeli newspaper with the comments.

UPtimist · 03-06-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by LenaJ

And by that you´re saying....

Quoting the song. I thought it was rather funny, said by Natalie Portman, the female person, who by that account would not have...

saucyminx · 03-06-2006, 02:07 PM

Hunh, they've removed the vid.

*Melanie68* · 03-06-2006, 02:16 PM

Apparently NBC had issues with it being on that website. There's a link to it here.

seebaruk · 03-06-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SakSquash

SNL hasn't been funny in a decade.

Ah come on, Bear City dude! Apart from that, yeah, it ain't great usually.

saucyminx · 03-06-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SakSquash

SNL hasn't been funny in a decade.

I wouldn't know. We don't get SNL on our local TVs in Malaysia, not even on satellite. But we do get David Letterman at stupid o'clock, so I hardly watched it either.

*stuboy* · 03-06-2006, 02:54 PM

That was the least funny sketch I have seen in months. The only part that was vaguely amusing was the little girl dressed up as Amidala. I don't even see the point to it... just having NP pretend to be a gangster rapper for five minutes? Why is that funny? It's only got a one "joke" (NP is really a badass; LOL!). The songs lyrics weren't even funny. And why on earth was there a guy dressed up like a viking in it? It's also only funny to get stars doing stuff when it feels a little bit edgy or self-deprecating; that was just lame hollywood sycophancy.

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jjacob Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,771	Yeah I saw this a short while ago, awesome I always liked her (and she was very good in Closer) but her recent comments regarding "Munich" were a bit odd - still, eveyone's entitled to their opinion. Share Share this post on Twitter

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jjacob Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,771	Well I'm paraphrasing here, but it was something along the lines of saying Munich was shameless outright propaganda for the Palestinians or something. Ofcourse the Palestinians were yelling thesame thing about the Israelis and vice-versa. Anyway I was pretty surprised to hear her say this as Hollywood is generally liberal and supportive of the Palestinian state, then again there are also a lot of Jewish people there which are firmly against it (which apparently Portman is part of). I'll try to google it to get some more.. edit: Here's a google cache of some Israeli newspaper with the comments. Share Share this post on Twitter

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stuboy Staff Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 531	That was the least funny sketch I have seen in months. The only part that was vaguely amusing was the little girl dressed up as Amidala. I don't even see the point to it... just having NP pretend to be a gangster rapper for five minutes? Why is that funny? It's only got a one "joke" (NP is really a badass; LOL!). The songs lyrics weren't even funny. And why on earth was there a guy dressed up like a viking in it? It's also only funny to get stars doing stuff when it feels a little bit edgy or self-deprecating; that was just lame hollywood sycophancy. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ (Already hates your game)