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| I'm not a Christian. |
   
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3 | 16.67% |
| I work in retail. |
  
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1 | 5.56% |
| Naked greed has replaced religious significance. |
  
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2 | 11.11% |
| Bad things happened to me this year. |
  
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2 | 11.11% |
| I'm a grouch all year long. |
  
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2 | 11.11% |
| Other (Please specify) |
  
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8 | 44.44% |
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12-20-2005, 02:43 PM
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12-20-2005, 03:23 PM
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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12-20-2005, 03:32 PM
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^your picture doesn't show up.
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/chr...ug-scrooge.jpg (just in case  )Edit - now it does. |
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12-20-2005, 03:48 PM
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 maybe now? nope
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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12-20-2005, 03:51 PM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
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It's showing up for me
 ...Either way, it's the Michael Caine Scrooge from the only version of A Christmas Carol that is essential viewing at this time of year .
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12-20-2005, 04:03 PM
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12-20-2005, 04:07 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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Woo! Muppets!!! You know, they are actually pretty loyal to the original. They even have a story teller. Sure, it's Gonzo, but he's doing a pretty good job! -
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12-20-2005, 04:10 PM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
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How would the book-keepers like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?! Aaah... HEAT WAVE! #This is my island in the sun...# ^ I wish I could actually remember these things correctly; this is bound to be littered with mistakes as I type from memory... |
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12-21-2005, 07:27 AM
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Here's a Christmas joke for ya:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a bra and a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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12-21-2005, 07:38 AM
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*guffaw*
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12-21-2005, 01:07 PM
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12-21-2005, 01:13 PM
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Hopefully I don't get fined for this usage. 
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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12-21-2005, 01:49 PM
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just visiting
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Heart of Dixie
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'Tis the season to bug Scott
Fa lala la la la la la la We're all cheerful & he's not Fa lala la la la la la la that's as far as I got with it. Please feel free to finish this future classic. |
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12-21-2005, 01:59 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
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My cuisines of Thai and Indian
Fa la la la la la laaa laaa laaa Scott will cry 'cause this he's missin' Fa la la la laaa la la la laaa
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12-21-2005, 03:21 PM
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Magic Wand Waver
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Sarasota, Florida
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Soon our Scott will fly to Reno
Fa la laa la la laa la la laaaa Staying at some lame casino Fa la la la laa la la la laaaa Lynsie
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12-21-2005, 03:27 PM
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Citizen of Bizarro World
Join Date: Mar 2004
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I'm telling you guys, that song is golden, but you're gonna want more cowbell!
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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