Thread Must Die! - Page 991

RLacey · 05-21-2007, 03:08 AM

I really, really don't want to know.

*stepurhan* · 05-21-2007, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

I'd suggest the 30th, but I adore Jeanne d'Arc too much to have a massacre on her day.

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You could always call it the Apolo Kivebulaya massacre on that day but you might have people complaining about pronunciation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

I really, really don't want to know.

That is a very Monk response.

*stepurhan* · 05-21-2007, 04:15 AM

Now for something completely different. Circulating around the net at the moment is an indication someone at Google maps has a sense of humour. Assuming it hasn't been taken out yet you can find out how by the following steps.

1. Go to www.google.co.uk
2. Click on Maps
3. Click on Get Directions
4. Go from "New York" to "Paris, France"
5. Scroll down in the directions to step 24

If it has already been corrected by the time you try the step in question is

Spoiler:
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 miles

Jazhara7 · 05-21-2007, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Now for something completely different. Circulating around the net at the moment is an indication someone at Google maps has a sense of humour. Assuming it hasn't been taken out yet you can find out how by the following steps.

1. Go to www.google.co.uk
2. Click on Maps
3. Click on Get Directions
4. Go from "New York" to "Paris, France"
5. Scroll down in the directions to step 24

If it has already been corrected by the time you try the step in question is

Spoiler:
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 miles

Hehe, that's a nice one.

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Giligan · 05-21-2007, 05:50 AM

I love that. I'd rather row, though.

"Go, Maud!"

RLacey · 05-21-2007, 06:34 AM

Yeah, I saw that on Top Gear, I believe. And it is great

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rlpw · 05-21-2007, 11:33 AM

BBUUURRRPP

excuse me

akane_t · 05-21-2007, 11:34 AM

Do we have a consigliere for the Family? If we don't have on yet, I have a good candidate in mind.

Giligan · 05-21-2007, 11:38 AM

I vote for Steppy.

Actually, belay that. Dave would be the best choice.

Jelena · 05-21-2007, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlpw

BBUUURRRPP

excuse me

You sound very much like Mr J.

*stepurhan* · 05-21-2007, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

I vote for Steppy.

Actually, belay that. Dave would be the best choice.

Having seen the first 2 Godfather films I'm not entirely convinced it's a safe job with good prospects.

rlpw · 05-21-2007, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jelena

You sound very much like Mr J.

I'll take that as a complement... I hope

Quote:

Having seen the first 2 Godfather films I'm not entirely convinced it's a safe job with good prospects.

Who said they were going to give you an option?
Welcome to The Family™

*stepurhan* · 05-21-2007, 11:57 PM

So, as the Consigliere™ do I get a fat Salary™ with substantial Benefits™?

*stepurhan* · 05-22-2007, 04:16 AM

Any chance of exchanging for Sauages™ and Ketchup™(since I like neither Celery™ or Mayonnaise™)

Ogden Nash on Celery

Celery raw is good for the jaw
But celery stewed is more quietly chewed.

Jelena · 05-22-2007, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlpw

I'll take that as a complement... I hope

Yes, that was a compliment.

Giligan · 05-22-2007, 05:06 AM

Bugger™ it all.

RLacey · 05-22-2007, 05:18 AM

Whateve®.

Giligan · 05-22-2007, 05:20 AM

©wite.

akane_t · 05-22-2007, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlpw

Who said they were going to give you an option?
Welcome to The Family™

I object! Step's cool and all but he does have that thing with the Evil Shirts. The Consigliere will handle interfacing with the outside world. We need to pick someone more suave.

Step with the Evil Shirts on <> suave spokesperson.

Besides, Step strikes me as someone who's honest and trustworthy. We can't have someone like that representing the Family! Perish the thought! We need a smooth talker, an exaggerator, a liar. Think Pat Robertson or Tony Snow.

RLacey · 05-22-2007, 05:52 AM

I vote for me.

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05-22-2007, 04:16 AM	#19814
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Any chance of exchanging for Sauages™ and Ketchup™(since I like neither Celery™ or Mayonnaise™) Ogden Nash on Celery Celery raw is good for the jaw But celery stewed is more quietly chewed. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

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