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Old 05-22-2007, 06:04 AM   #19821
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No way, Tibster. You should be able to pull off the suave part but unfortunately, you are one of those honest, hard-working type just like Step. We need someone more cunning, someone who's not afraid of taking advantage of others. That's not you, Tibster. You might make a fine husband and a father someday but you are no good at all as our Consigliere.
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:18 AM   #19822
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What about me?

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Old 05-22-2007, 06:28 AM   #19823
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No, no, no! Not you either, Jazzy. You are too sweet and cute. I have seen your pictures with the penguin. We can't have a sweet, kind person as our Consigliere. The Consigliere needs to be ruthless. The Consigliere needs to be willing to fight, kill, and maim, when the needs arise. Even cut a horse's head off to threaten a movie producer if it's called for. That 's not you Jazzy. When you run into a horse, you might kiss it death or something but I don't see you cutting its head off. Think Dick Cheney.
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:49 AM   #19824
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No, no, no! Not you either, Jazzy. You are too sweet and cute. I have seen your pictures with the penguin. We can't have a sweet, kind person as our Consigliere. The Consigliere needs to be ruthless. The Consigliere needs to be willing to fight, kill, and maim, when the needs arise. Even cut a horse's head off to threaten a movie producer if it's called for. That 's not you Jazzy. When you run into a horse, you might kiss it death or something but I don't see you cutting its head off. Think Dick Cheney.
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:52 AM   #19825
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No, no, no! Not you either, Jazzy. You are too sweet and cute. I have seen your pictures with the penguin. We can't have a sweet, kind person as our Consigliere. The Consigliere needs to be ruthless. The Consigliere needs to be willing to fight, kill, and maim, when the needs arise. Even cut a horse's head off to threaten a movie producer if it's called for. That 's not you Jazzy. When you run into a horse, you might kiss it death or something but I don't see you cutting its head off. Think Dick Cheney.

Oh, but I've already sent Jack Thompson a severed horse head.


Though I admit, the horse died of old age.

Oh, and my relationship with horses is that I avoird them, and they avoid me. Everyone's happy that way.


But I am content to remain the sweet and cute one of the family. And after all, I am also ruling the world, so I shouldn't take up too many extra responsibilities.


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Ahh, but you misunderstand her! Beneath that fuzzy exterior is Chaos untold!

Dad is right! Chaos is my middle name. I'm just very good at hiding that part if I want (which I usually have to, because most people can't stand staying in the same room as I for long because they're just too creeped out, if I don't)


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So I take it that then the picture of Jazzy I had in my mind which was sort of like this:




is in fact incorrect. Jazzy's more like this:




Do I finally have it right?


Hmmm, that might just do it.
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Whatever.
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So I take it that then the picture of Jazzy I had in my mind which was sort of like this:




is in fact incorrect. Jazzy's more like this:




Do I finally have it right?


Hmmm, that might just do it.

Depends on my mood.

Though I despise Princess Aurora's pink dress. For some reason you only ever see the pink one in any merchandise or advertising.

If she was wearing the blue dress, though...

But I'll never be a damsel in distress! I refuse!

And yeah, I guess I can be a bit like Princess Mononoke if I'm in a bad mood or angry at someone.



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Heh.

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*cough*
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I vote for me. I'm evil. I have a disturningly large amount of knowledge about weaponry. I know various ways to kill some instantly without making noise. That qualifies me, no doubt.
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Nah.
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:12 AM   #19834
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I vote for me. I'm evil. I have a disturningly large amount of knowledge about weaponry. I know various ways to kill some instantly without making noise. That qualifies me, no doubt.

So? I know at least two ways that I could kill you with.

Like hitting your nose from down below, breaking it. That can easily be lethal, as bone in the brain is not very healthy.

Or a strahit to the thyroid cartilage can easily smash it. If that is not immediately treated, it leads to death by suffocation. And the treatment is something even experienced doctors find quite complicated to do.

But I'd never use those except for the absolute emergency, when I have to protect myself.


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So? I know at least two ways that I could kill you with.

Like hitting your nose from down below, breaking it. That can easily be lethal, as bone in the brainis not very healthy.

Or a strahit to the thyroid cartilage can easily smash it. If that is not immediately treated, it leads to death by suffocation. And the treatment is something even experienced doctors find quite complicated to do.

But I'd never use those except for the absolute emergency, when I have to protect myself.


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The nose hit thing is really a lot harder then it seems. The throat thing however is excellent.

And remember kids, slitting a throat is not as quiet as they lead you to believe in the movies. They gurgle a lot from blood running down the air pipe. Just strangle them with your handy towel.
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I prefer piano wire.
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Hell's bells, Jat, thanks so much for reminding me the horrible movie that one of my ex boy friends forced me to watch with him. I got completely freaked out and couldn't finish it.



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I'm sure he was getting his own back for all those chick flicks you made him sit through.
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Man, I cannot believe I wasted a Hitchhiker's reference.
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So? I know at least two ways that I could kill you with.

Like hitting your nose from down below, breaking it. That can easily be lethal, as bone in the brainis not very healthy.

Or a strahit to the thyroid cartilage can easily smash it. If that is not immediately treated, it leads to death by suffocation. And the treatment is something even experienced doctors find quite complicated to do.

But I'd never use those except for the absolute emergency, when I have to protect myself.


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It takes a terrible hard blow to force bones into the brain, though. With a self-defense aid, like brass knuckles, it could be possible, or with a kick. Still, those can both be most unwieldy and hard to execute manuevers. Personally, I hold with knives. Or a simple twist of the neck.

Also, breaking the sternum, by kicking it or other various method, can stop the heart. That's one of the manuevers that I appreciate immensely.
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