03-25-2007, 03:11 PM | #17421 |
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Very well then. How about mad, passionate love instead?
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03-25-2007, 03:17 PM | #17422 |
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How about we don't make mad passionate love to the Threadâ„¢ and just tell everyone we did behind it's back!
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03-25-2007, 03:20 PM | #17423 |
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Doesn't all sex take place behind someone's back?
Oh wait, I keep forgetting there are straight people here, never mind.
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03-25-2007, 03:36 PM | #17424 |
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Does anyone else absolutely loathe the term "straight people"?
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03-25-2007, 03:38 PM | #17425 |
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I prefer the term 'Breeder' myself
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03-25-2007, 03:41 PM | #17426 |
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But what if I don't currently have any plans to breed?
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03-25-2007, 03:49 PM | #17427 |
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Then you're latent breeder, and must use your uterus to store bric-a-brac.
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03-25-2007, 06:16 PM | #17428 |
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Why is it that every time I walk into a store, people can't take their eyes off of my Oxfords?
They want my shoes, I tell you!
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03-25-2007, 06:27 PM | #17429 |
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Maybe it's just to hard to look at your face!
Ba-dum-dum..Ching! Last edited by rlpw; 03-25-2007 at 09:52 PM. |
03-26-2007, 03:27 AM | #17430 |
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Indeed.
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03-26-2007, 04:24 AM | #17431 |
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They're both inelegant terms. We need something refreshing and new.
Any ideas?
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03-26-2007, 05:08 AM | #17432 |
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I don't like it. It makes it sound as though my only purpose here is to breed.
And no Jat! Don't say it! Agrees.
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03-26-2007, 05:34 AM | #17433 |
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Is there anything wrong with "heterosexual"?
I mean, aside from it being polysyllabic ... |
03-26-2007, 06:34 AM | #17434 | |
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Quote:
Not that I'm picking out any particular nationality here.
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03-26-2007, 06:39 AM | #17435 |
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Are you longing for a good panning Stepurhan?
Don't worry, you'll probably get plenty tonight. Would you be needing some protection? I'm a big breeder mama. Stand behind me and you'll be safe.
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03-26-2007, 06:42 AM | #17436 |
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To be honest, I'm pretty sure you could put together a similar film if you stopped random people over here. The not overly bright are an international phenomenon.
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03-26-2007, 06:58 AM | #17437 |
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No breeding in the Thread™ please, some of us have an aversion to amniotic fluid.
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03-26-2007, 07:05 AM | #17438 |
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Not meaning to offend anyone, but do homosexuals ever have any sort of attraction to the opposite sex? because as a heterosexual, i cant say i have really had any desire to have sex with a guy.
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03-26-2007, 07:17 AM | #17439 |
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Die, Thread™!
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03-26-2007, 07:29 AM | #17440 | |
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Quote:
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