[rlpw]

Missed you too UPt

[Giligan]

Originally Posted by rlpw

You should hear those darn things go off Gil. Mrs.R's family live 20 miles away From Fort Hood and you can hear and feel the M109's and the M270's pounding their targets. The 109's fired a lot but when they started up using the MLRS systems (Not near as often) they would scare you.

I believe it. I've had the honor of seeing them things up close and personal at state fairs, and those muzzles look about twice as big as they actually are.

[Giligan]

Originally Posted by UPtimist

Oh come on now, you still haven't killed the thread? I've not even been online for like three weeks! And you still haven't achieved anything?

Man, you guys suck at this. Damn...

They do not understand.

Why we must fight.

Why we must fight and fight and fight until we win, or we die.

And we are not dead yet. /Gears of War quote

[rlpw]

Remember to do your part!

[RLacey]

Die, Thread™!

[Trumgottist]

My Mac is far superior to my PC!

(If for no other reason, so because the parts of the PC is spread out all over my apartment. I'm making a final attempt to get it alive again.)

[rlpw]

Originally Posted by Trumgottist

My Mac is far superior to my PC!

(If for no other reason, so because the parts of the PC is spread out all over my apartment. I'm making a final attempt to get it alive again.)

You keep thinking that while I update my video card on Linux cause I can Upgrade!

[Jazhara7]

Not long ago I visited a friend of mine, and we played the Sims 2. Here is what it was like:

*laughs out loud* That reminds me of a friend's and mine recent demented playing with Sims 2. We created a new family, which we called "Tierzucht" ("Pet Breeding"), with one female Sim (Snowwhite), two cats (One female, Cleo and one male, Kodak [he looked like a negative of a photo, with reversed markings of an Ocicat.]) and two dogs (Two males, Testsubject253B and Snoopy) as well as a guinea pig (TaoTao, since we chose the one that was coloured like a Panda bear), and a sulphur-crested cockatoo (Kiki, after the cockatoo from Enyd Blyton's "Adventure" books.). Oh, and a big fish tank!

Needless to say, the Snowwhite the single sim was soon in over her head. We refused to let her talk to any of the sims that wanted to visit, and only let her look after the animals (luckily that also increases the "Friends" bar). Despite house cleaner, and Chinese take out, she soon was close to breakdown. At one point her Engery bar and hunger bar were well down, so we had to quickly eat something, and get her to bed before she died.

Our plan had been to breed the cats, but they did not get along very well. So we adopted another cat. But we soon decided that 5+ pets were too much, so we put the adopted cat back up for adoption, as well as Testsubject (a big white German shepherd, by the way) and Snoopy (a beagle, what else). And soon, Kodak and Cleo got along better too. While putting the others up for adoption, my friend accidentally misclicked, and accidentally adopted a child (a red haired teenager girl whose name escapes me right now). Turns out that this accident would be our salvation, as the girl instantly went to feed the fish, and play with the cats, giving Snowwhite a chance to rest.

We've now decide that the child will be our slave to feed the animals. She does not yet know she will not go to school (Snowwhite doesn't go to work either, so it's only fair ), and her bed is the couch. Work little slave, work!


Normally at home on my Sims game (Sims 1. I don't own the Sims two, but all but two of the expansions for Sims 1), I don't really do stuff like that. I don't think my friend does that kind of stuff to her Sims either, when she's alone. But once we're together, we turn into evil maniac sadists that see Sims as nothing more as test subjects. Reminds me a lot of that one comic:

Click Here

(Be sure to read the rant for that strip too. The link immediately under the image leads you to it. The rant opens in a small popup window)


Oh, and before anyone calls the authorities, we'd never think of doing that to real people.


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[RLacey]

Whatever.

[Giligan]

Laceykins, Jazzykins, your computers suck.

[stepurhan]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

(I'd make a "Rogues do it from behind" joke now, but that always makes me blush.)

You planning to stick me from behind? Is that legal? or physically possible?

I play Paladins. Paladins are always up front and swing a great sword around.

Originally Posted by Giligan

Do the mods even check this thread anymore?

There's only one way to find out. Post something bannable.

Originally Posted by UPtimist

Oh come on now, you still haven't killed the thread? I've not even been online for like three weeks! And you still haven't achieved anything?

I have achieved many things. Just none related to killing the thread.

Originally Posted by Trumgottist

My Mac is far superior to my PC!

(If for no other reason, so because the parts of the PC is spread out all over my apartment. I'm making a final attempt to get it alive again.)

I've heard that being spread all over someone's apartment tends to slow a computer down a tadge.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by stepurhan

You planning to stick me from behind? Is that legal? or physically possible?

I play Paladins. Paladins are always up front and swing a great sword around.
There's only one way to find out. Post something bannable.

Hah! I killed Sarevok with a few select backstabs. I had a team of me (Elven Rogue), Skye (I know a way to seperate her from Eldoth without her leaving too. ), Imoen (Rogue), Alora (Halfling Rogue, and the cheeries person in the world), and Xan (Elven Evoker and the greatest doomsayer in the world. He and Alora are my favourite characters in the whole game), and we each did tons of Backstab damage.

I think I alone myself did *at least* quadruple damage at the end of the game. Sarevok had no chance against us four rogues sticking rapiers into his back from behind simultaneously, and one mage bombarding him with spells - the fight was nearly too easy!

So, bring it on, Paladin!


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[RLacey]

Heh.

?

In other news, I've won a free copy of Vista Ultimate from Microsoft.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by RLacey

Heh.

?

In other news, I've won a free copy of Vista Ultimate from Microsoft.

My condolences.



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[stepurhan]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

So, bring it on, Paladin!

< splats the rogue with his +2 Bastard Sword (I know Paladins should use Greatswords but I like having one hand free when swinging my big sword around)




For a shield of course. What did you think I meant?

[RLacey]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

My condolences.



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I don't have to actually use it.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by stepurhan

< splats the rogue with his +2 Bastard Sword (I know Paladins should use Greatswords but I like having one hand free when swinging my big sword around)




For a shield of course. What did you think I meant?

<slips away, gulping down a potion of extra healing, and hides in the shadows>

<Readies her +3 Katanas and sneaks up from behind>

<stabs stepsie from behind, dealing quadruple damage, and in the process puts a Bag of Holding over his head, tightening the string and tying it behind so it will be more difficult to get it off again>



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[Jelena]

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[Jazhara7]

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Iggy! I told you you're not supposed to sing that song!



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[Trumgottist]

I'd ask for a translation, but I'm not sure I'd like to see the result.