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Old 09-17-2006, 02:09 PM   #11061
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You have been eaten by a Grue, Jaz.
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Old 09-17-2006, 02:16 PM   #11062
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*muffled from inside of Grue's stomach* Mr. Grue! How could you?!



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Old 09-17-2006, 02:19 PM   #11063
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RLacey: "Very good, Mr Grue. Now can you just eat this irritating dragon and evil version of Miss 7?"

Iggy has been eaten by a Grue.

Jazhara666 has been eaten by a Grue.

And now my plan to rule the universe is complete!
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Old 09-17-2006, 02:48 PM   #11064
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*washes off some Grue digestive juices from her sleeve*

Thank you Iggy. I see that your medical education really was not wasted. It's always handy to have a good surgeon around.

"I told you so."

I know you did darling.

>>>Phew, for once I have to say I am glad to have the little lizard play with sharp knives. And as much as I hate to do so, I compliment your skill at performing general anesthesia on Mr. Grue from inside his stomach. I think something like this has so far been unheard of in medical history.<<<

"Thank you, Jazhara666."

>>>And now excuse me while I take a long bath. *she leaves for the bathroom*<<<

Will Mr. Grue be alright, Iggy?

"Yes, he'll be fine. And look what I found in his stomach! Psychedelic mushrooms that he is allergic to! He would not eat them willingly, so someone must have mixed them into his food or something similar. I wonder who could have done that."

Hmmm...who would benefit the most from our disappearance?

"Hmm..."

*all eyes look at RLacey*

Oooh, Tibsie! We have to talk about something! *Jazhara7's hands are hidden behind her back, making it impossible to tell what she is planning.*



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Old 09-17-2006, 02:53 PM   #11065
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Um...

"Look behind you... a three-headed monkey!"

*runs away, cursing his decision to use mushrooms rather than hypnosis*
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Old 09-17-2006, 03:17 PM   #11066
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I'm glad Iggy is a good surgeon.

Here's some activated charcoal to stop further absorption of the mushroom's hallucinogenic substances.
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Old 09-17-2006, 03:19 PM   #11067
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You guys foil my every plan .

I will return with some even more cunning.
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Old 09-17-2006, 06:03 PM   #11068
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:41 PM   #11069
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This calls for some "XYZZY", methinks...
What kind of language abuse is that?
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:27 AM   #11070
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I should probably talk to my imaginary family more often.

Seeing jaz up there bonding with Iggy Pop and that other one reminds me of how far I have drifted from them.
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:40 AM   #11071
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I should probably talk to my imaginary family more often.

Seeing jaz up there bonding with Iggy Pop and that other one reminds me of how far I have drifted from them.

"I'm *not* Iggy Pop! I'm Igrette, also called 'Iggy'. Nothing else!"

I thought you'd know this by now, Karmillo.


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Old 09-18-2006, 04:27 AM   #11072
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Hey Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me!
Has anybody seen my tambourine? I might start playing, begin to begin (or something).

Anything can happen on halloween...
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Old 09-18-2006, 04:32 AM   #11073
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The way you learn to fly is to throw yourself at the ground and miss
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Old 09-18-2006, 04:44 AM   #11074
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Has anybody seen my tambourine? I might start playing, begin to begin (or something).

Anything can happen on halloween...
I could be wrong, but I think he sings "I might start playing Begin the Beguine" (as in the Cole Porter song)...
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Old 09-18-2006, 04:57 AM   #11075
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The way you learn to fly is to throw yourself at the ground and miss
Hrm...that rings a bell. My poor memory can't seem to recall where I've heard that before.
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So though for breakfast she makes coffee that tastes like cham...poo,
I come home for dinner and get peanut butter stew,
Or, if I'm in luck,
It's broiled hockey puck,
But, oh well, what the hell,
She's my girl,
And I love her.
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Hrm...that rings a bell. My poor memory can't seem to recall where I've heard that before.
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Old 09-18-2006, 05:46 AM   #11078
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That's right, which means I read it and not heard it!
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Old 09-18-2006, 06:03 AM   #11079
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Time for some more Pink Floyd Folks

Ooooh, babe
Don't leave me now.
Don't say it's the end of the road.
Remember the flowers I sent.
I need you, babe
To put through the shredder
In front of my friends
Ooooh Babe.
Dont leave me now.
How could you go?
When you know how I need you
To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night
Ooooh Babe.
How could you treat me this way?
Running away.
I need you, Babe.
Why are you running away?
Oooooh Babe!
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This thread is as dead as Airfix.

Another part of my childhood vanishes.
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