Taking a trip the Kate Walker way (a.k.a. SquareJaw and Mira get it on) - Page 26

squarejawhero · 11-21-2005, 02:32 PM

.. but don't be getting any ideas about the whole bed thing.

I'm a good cook. Cooks have knives.

Tramboi · 11-21-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by squarejawhero

.. but don't be getting any ideas about the whole bed thing.

I'm a good cook. Cooks have knives.

Steven Seagall, for instance.

Maquisard · 11-21-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninth

I love this idea. One day, when I'm feeling suicidal, I'll try it out.

The idea's from "Friends". Of course, you cannot use it to justify ****ing someone non-famous you've found attractive. Like Ross's mom, who wanted to put Gunther, the albino waiter, on her list.

BTW. Scott, I think you should start that thread. It's right up your alley.

Fairygdmther · 11-21-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

It is getting a little too sugary. We need more random insults and obscene remarks.

And I like the word 'gooch'.

What's the matter? Afraid you're gonna lose your edge if someone is nice in here for a change? Can't stand it when someone gets a well-earned compliment? Too much estrogen for your liking? Must be time for another pissing contest, huh? See this thread - FGM's rant

Lynsie

Maquisard · 11-21-2005, 04:10 PM

My pee shoots out further!

seebaruk · 11-22-2005, 12:24 AM

The trick is to drink loads and hold it in as long as possible, you can get a good couple of metres that way

Oh, and I was joking about the obscene remarks and insults thing, maybe you just don't get sarcasm? I'll try and be less British in future

UPtimist · 11-22-2005, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by squarejawhero

.. but don't be getting any ideas about the whole bed thing.

I'm a good cook. Cooks have knives.

Replace the second o of 'cook' with c to get what I read...

saucyminx · 11-22-2005, 07:17 AM

So, when are you planning to come back to Moscow?!

seebaruk · 11-22-2005, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by UPtimist

Replace the second o of 'cook' with c to get what I read...

I don't know about yours, but mine certainly doesn't have any knives. That would get pretty messy

Sage · 11-22-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

The trick is to drink loads and hold it in as long as possible, you can get a good couple of metres that way

*imagines a whole bunch of hot British guys having a pissing contest*
*gets faraway look in eyes and grins*
*shakes head to clear image*

Quote:

Oh, and I was joking about the obscene remarks and insults thing, maybe you just don't get sarcasm?

Eh, served and returned. Just don't forget a smiley when you're kidding.

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I'll try and be less British in future

Nooooooooooo!!!!
...oh wait, there's a smiley!

seebaruk · 11-22-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

*imagines a whole bunch of hot British guys having a pissing contest*
*gets faraway look in eyes and grins*
*shakes head to clear image*

We do it all the time mate, got lines drawn up the walls showing how far we managed last time. It's a never-ending struggle to beat that ever-elusive last centimetre or so. Squarejawhero will back me up here.

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-22-2005, 11:35 AM

Whatever you Brit boys do to get off on each other.

seebaruk · 11-22-2005, 11:37 AM

Hey, there's nothing gay about a bunch of guys standing around getting their cocks out and egging each other on.

Oh, wait...

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-22-2005, 11:44 AM

Please don't stop on my account.

seebaruk · 11-22-2005, 01:04 PM

Sorry, I just came

Sage · 11-22-2005, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Sorry, I just came

So, how far up the wall was it? Do we have a new record?

*Melanie68* · 11-22-2005, 01:27 PM

Go watch the panda - it is much cuter than that (^) image.

http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html

Sage · 11-22-2005, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Melanie68

Go watch the panda - it is much cuter than that (^) image.

http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html

I'm sorry.

I get caught up in the spirit of the moment and I'm easily led astray. Especially by naughty Brits.

*Melanie68* · 11-22-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I'm sorry.

I get caught up in the spirit of the moment and I'm easily led astray. Especially by naughty Brits.

That's quite alright. I should confine the panda pimping to the panda thread.

Lucien21 · 11-22-2005, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Melanie68

That's quite alright. I should confine the panda pimping to the panda thread.

11-21-2005, 02:32 PM	#501
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11-22-2005, 11:37 AM	#513
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