Taking a trip the Kate Walker way (a.k.a. SquareJaw and Mira get it on) - Page 13

seebaruk · 11-10-2005, 01:18 AM

So SJH and this Amy bird are pillow fighting and spanking each others arses...that doesn't sound like nemesis-type behaviour to me

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-10-2005, 01:23 AM

Not at all. It's simply yet another much needed act towards global peace.

Ninth · 11-10-2005, 02:58 AM

I was wondering whether I should answer the "french customs" sub-thread, the "SJH moscovite threesome" one, or the "temps is on everyone shit list, but in a good way" one.

But I just can't decide.

seebaruk · 11-10-2005, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninth

I was wondering whether I should answer the "french customs" sub-thread, the "SJH moscovite threesome" one, or the "temps is on everyone shit list, but in a good way" one.

But I just can't decide.

The threesome one! Come on SJH, regail us with tales of three-way spanking and pillowfights with the girls in their PJs. Or maybe skimpy lingerie

samIamsad · 11-10-2005, 03:34 AM

Remember what happened to that pretty famous Brit when he was on "vacation" in Moscow in ca. 1995 (Goldeneye™)? Mh.... SJH, have you visited any saunas thus far?

seebaruk · 11-10-2005, 03:52 AM

Ahh, such a good scene. Hope the lad doesn't get crushed to death between the legs of any gorgeous Russian girls. Such a tragic way to go...

saucyminx · 11-10-2005, 05:00 AM

Ok, when I agreed to play host, I did not bargain for battle!

SJH has been doing his laundry, and now his stuff is drying in my bathroom and his undies all over the place

. Why in my bathroom? I don't know. What's worse, Amy and SJH just won't let up!

Amy: Hey Ugly!
SJH: Hey, if it isn't Ham Ham Cham.
Amy: Girraffe neck.
SJH: Hamster face. (pause) I'm missing a pair of boxers here... has anybody seen it?
Amy: Just so you know, I clogged the drain with one of your stripey boxers.
SJH: !@&%

Amy just told SJH this awful story, which he swallowed like a guppy. I wonder how long will it take him to wise up? Since I can hear Amy cackling over it with Sam in the hallway...

In the meantime, I am quietly folding his dried clothes away...

-Mira

Lucien21 · 11-10-2005, 05:13 AM

What a cheek.

Maybe your just jealous that he's already cheating on you with Amy and stuck you cleaning up his undies and doing his washing.

It's like your already married

gillyruless · 11-10-2005, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

squaresie and Mira sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.....

Hmm, do we need to come up with a cute nick for Mira? Not that she needs any more cutification as if she get any cuter, she'd be a walking natural disaster among men but it just seems wrong that Sqauresie has one but she doesn't. Mirasie's not going to work so Trep, anyone, any bright ideas?

saucyminx · 11-10-2005, 07:32 AM

SJH here... Amy's in the room and I'm feeling twitchy as she hasn't attacked yet nor insulted me, so there's a definite buildup in anti-SJH energy filling the room which is yet to be unleashed. The girl started throwing a bright red condom at my face yesterday. I'm starting to suspect something, but I'm not sure what...

Today Mira's been working dilligently and suffering my presence a little less, as I've been out and about searching for train tickets to St Petersberg. Firstly, battling the metro ended up being far easier than I thought it would be. It's not the most clearly defined system I've ever come up against, but it works, and I also visited one of the more famous stations here... which was kinda beautiful.

I'll save my whinging for later re the unhelpfulnes of the russians...

gillyruless · 11-10-2005, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mira

SJH here... Amy's in the room and I'm feeling twitchy as she hasn't attacked yet nor insulted me, so there's a definite buildup in anti-SJH energy filling the room which is yet to be unleashed. The girl started throwing a bright red condom at my face yesterday. I'm starting to suspect something, but I'm not sure what...

Today Mira's been working dilligently and suffering my presence a little less, as I've been out and about searching for train tickets to St Petersberg. Firstly, battling the metro ended up being far easier than I thought it would be. It's not the most clearly defined system I've ever come up against, but it works, and I also visited one of the more famous stations here... which was kinda beautiful.

I'll save my whinging for later re the unhelpfulnes of the russians...

Where are the pics mate? Think of all the poor men who's dieing to see more pics of Mira. And, uh, I wouldn't mind seeing a pic of a woman who would throw a condom at your face either.

seebaruk · 11-10-2005, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gillyruless

Where are the pics mate? Think of all the poor men who's dieing to see more pics of Mira. And, uh, I wouldn't mind seeing a pic of a woman who would throw a condom at your face either.

Yeah, preferably mid-spanking. Maybe throwing condoms in your face is a strange Russian greeting, just like French people and the hands-down-pants thing.

Sage · 11-10-2005, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gillyruless

Where are the pics mate? Think of all the poor men who's dieing to see more pics of Mira. And, uh, I wouldn't mind seeing a pic of a woman who would throw a condom at your face either.

And for those of us of the other polarity, how about some pics of Russian guys? Surely Mira and Amy have some guy friends? Neighbors? Disinterested passerby?
Facial hair is a big plus.

saucyminx · 11-10-2005, 07:54 AM

Russian guys are fugly. So says SJH.

Mira: Some are watchable. Some are delectable. Some should just stay at home and play chess.

Sage · 11-10-2005, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mira

Russian guys are fugly. So says SJH.

Not that I doubt Squarejaw's opinion or powers of discernment for a second, but since he's partial to the women-folk, I don't really know how good a judge he is.

Quote:

Mira: Some are watchable. Some are delectable. Some should just stay at home and play chess.

Isn't that true of guys everywhere?

AFGNCAAP · 11-10-2005, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Quote:

Mira: Some are watchable. Some are delectable. Some should just stay at home and play chess.

Isn't that true of guys everywhere?

No, the Russians are exceptionally good at chess.

SakSquash · 11-10-2005, 09:32 AM

You guys are wicked cheesy. I love it.

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-10-2005, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AFGNCAAP

No, the Russians are exceptionally good at chess.

Can't I have a handsome chess playing Russian man?

I suck at chess, but it wouldn't be chess we'd be playing.

11-10-2005, 02:56 PM

I smell a sitcom.

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-10-2005, 06:25 PM

< cue theme music from Three's Company >

11-10-2005, 01:18 AM	#241
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	So SJH and this Amy bird are pillow fighting and spanking each others arses...that doesn't sound like nemesis-type behaviour to me Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

11-10-2005, 01:23 AM	#242
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Not at all. It's simply yet another much needed act towards global peace. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

11-10-2005, 02:58 AM	#243
Ninth Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Paris, France Posts: 6,409	I was wondering whether I should answer the "french customs" sub-thread, the "SJH moscovite threesome" one, or the "temps is on everyone shit list, but in a good way" one. But I just can't decide. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ ...It's down there somewhere. Let me have another look.

11-10-2005, 03:34 AM	#245
samIamsad capsized. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,534	Remember what happened to that pretty famous Brit when he was on "vacation" in Moscow in ca. 1995 (Goldeneye™)? Mh.... SJH, have you visited any saunas thus far? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Look, Mr. Bubbles...!

11-10-2005, 03:52 AM	#246
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Ahh, such a good scene. Hope the lad doesn't get crushed to death between the legs of any gorgeous Russian girls. Such a tragic way to go... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

11-10-2005, 05:00 AM	#247
saucyminx Schoolgirl From Hell Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,930	Ok, when I agreed to play host, I did not bargain for battle! SJH has been doing his laundry, and now his stuff is drying in my bathroom and his undies all over the place . Why in my bathroom? I don't know. What's worse, Amy and SJH just won't let up! Amy: Hey Ugly! SJH: Hey, if it isn't Ham Ham Cham. Amy: Girraffe neck. SJH: Hamster face. (pause) I'm missing a pair of boxers here... has anybody seen it? Amy: Just so you know, I clogged the drain with one of your stripey boxers. SJH: !@&% Amy just told SJH this awful story, which he swallowed like a guppy. I wonder how long will it take him to wise up? Since I can hear Amy cackling over it with Sam in the hallway... In the meantime, I am quietly folding his dried clothes away... -Mira Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "My life is my longest journey I wish to fulfill with my dreams..." "Or is it I who has penetrated you?"

11-10-2005, 05:13 AM	#248
Lucien21 Psychonaut Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,114	What a cheek. Maybe your just jealous that he's already cheating on you with Amy and stuck you cleaning up his undies and doing his washing. It's like your already married Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

11-10-2005, 07:32 AM	#250
saucyminx Schoolgirl From Hell Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,930	SJH here... Amy's in the room and I'm feeling twitchy as she hasn't attacked yet nor insulted me, so there's a definite buildup in anti-SJH energy filling the room which is yet to be unleashed. The girl started throwing a bright red condom at my face yesterday. I'm starting to suspect something, but I'm not sure what... Today Mira's been working dilligently and suffering my presence a little less, as I've been out and about searching for train tickets to St Petersberg. Firstly, battling the metro ended up being far easier than I thought it would be. It's not the most clearly defined system I've ever come up against, but it works, and I also visited one of the more famous stations here... which was kinda beautiful. I'll save my whinging for later re the unhelpfulnes of the russians... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "My life is my longest journey I wish to fulfill with my dreams..." "Or is it I who has penetrated you?"

11-10-2005, 07:54 AM	#254
saucyminx Schoolgirl From Hell Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,930	Russian guys are fugly. So says SJH. Mira: Some are watchable. Some are delectable. Some should just stay at home and play chess. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "My life is my longest journey I wish to fulfill with my dreams..." "Or is it I who has penetrated you?"

11-10-2005, 09:32 AM	#257
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	You guys are wicked cheesy. I love it. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-10-2005, 02:56 PM	#259
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11-10-2005, 06:25 PM	#260
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