The AG'ers Quote Thread - Page 3

Ninth · 10-13-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by squarejawhero

Whassat? Gilly's GF is underage?

SoccerDude' GF, you mean?

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-13-2005, 01:50 PM

That's not what I gathered. I think that like Soccsie, she's also very young looking for her age, but in her case people ask her what high school she goes to.

Ninth · 10-13-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

That's not what I gathered. I think that like Soccsie, she's also very young looking for her age, but in her case people ask her what high school she goes to.

Yeah, of course, I think SJH is totally confused, or else he's making one of his english jokes.

squarejawhero · 10-13-2005, 03:42 PM

We English code our jokes so you Frenchies can't understand them.

Oooh!

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Originally Posted by me

We English code our jokes so you Frenchies can't understand them.

Heheh.

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-13-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Trep

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Originally Posted by Trep

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Originally Posted by Trep

samIamsad · 10-13-2005, 05:06 PM

syntheticgerbil about adventure games:

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Originally Posted by syntheticgerbil

New definition: it is Adventure if it involves boredom, but more refreshing and satisfying.

Like sucking on a mint for a long period of time. Because if you bite down on the mint and eat it, you are a loser redneck and you can move back to Alabama where Adventure Games don't exist because conservatives only love to shot cans off fences and eat pork. Also speaking of pork, there is a movie sequel to Charlotte's Web. That is perverted.

Sage · 10-13-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by syntheticgerbil

New definition: it is Adventure if it involves boredom, but more refreshing and satisfying.

Like sucking on a mint for a long period of time. Because if you bite down on the mint and eat it, you are a loser redneck and you can move back to Alabama where Adventure Games don't exist because conservatives only love to shot cans off fences and eat pork.

We loser rednecks from Alabama only shoot cans off fences because there aren't enough syntheticgerbils around to serve as targets.

ScottMate

Fairygdmther · 10-13-2005, 05:35 PM

Well, since syntheticgerbil is banned, looks like you're stuck with shooting cans off fences, then. Or you could play adventure games, since he didn't seem to know much about them either.

Lynsie

samIamsad · 10-13-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

We loser rednecks from Alabama only shoot cans off fences because there aren't enough syntheticgerbils around to serve as targets.

Oups. Didn't want to get you upset. Just posted it because of its twistedness.. Mind-blowing.

Sage · 10-13-2005, 06:36 PM

I am not upset.
I am a little miffed that syntheticgerbil is banned, as that limits my chances of responding to him directly.
On balance though, the forum is better off without him, so I'll let this one go.

ScottMate

***tabacco*** · 10-13-2005, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I am not upset.
I am a little miffed that syntheticgerbil is banned, as that limits my chances of responding to him directly.
On balance though, the forum is better off without him, so I'll let this one go.

ScottMate

You can still e-mail him, I believe, by going through his profile.

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-13-2005, 07:22 PM

tabs

Don't be giving us any ideas!

Erm, is that his current email addy?

Sage · 10-13-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by tabacco

You can still e-mail him, I believe, by going through his profile.

Mmmm...as tempting as your suggestion is, it would mean descending to his level, and I like to think I'm better than that.

ScottMate

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-13-2005, 07:27 PM

You ARE better than that, Scottstud. And like other betters, you're allowed to go slumming once in a while.

*Melanie68* · 10-13-2005, 11:51 PM

While toodling around the forum, I found a couple of oldish quotes that made me laugh!

Doug
"Don't be silly, I keep the heroin in the cupboards."

Jake (same thread)
"Too bad I couldn't cook a decent meal to save my grandma."

saucyminx · 10-14-2005, 12:01 AM

I know this is old, but I just had to quote Gilly!

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Originally Posted by gillyruless

Er, Squaresie, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see Mira?

Ninth · 10-14-2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by squarejawhero

We English code our jokes so you Frenchies can't understand them.

Oooh!

Heheh.

Sure. The question is: do you understand them yourselves?

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-14-2005, 12:17 AM

Of course he doesn't! That's how good they are!

......

squarejawhero · 10-14-2005, 12:49 AM

I'm magically quote-alicious.

saucyminx · 10-15-2005, 02:51 AM

Stroggy's statement made me giggle:

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Originally Posted by Stroggy

Please, I'm Belgian... take a scroll through the tourist part of Brussels and you'll see tons of edible candy in the shape of Manneken Piss.

Chocolate, marzipan and even lollypops. So, while the aforementioned babies were a hoax, if you're really in the mood to eat a pre-pubescent little boy: Belgium is the place to be... er... yeah.

10-13-2005, 01:50 PM	#42
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	That's not what I gathered. I think that like Soccsie, she's also very young looking for her age, but in her case people ask her what high school she goes to. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

10-13-2005, 05:35 PM	#48
Fairygdmther Magic Wand Waver Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sarasota, Florida Posts: 3,142	Well, since syntheticgerbil is banned, looks like you're stuck with shooting cans off fences, then. Or you could play adventure games, since he didn't seem to know much about them either. Lynsie Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Ralph Waldo Emerson

10-13-2005, 06:36 PM	#50
Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	I am not upset. I am a little miffed that syntheticgerbil is banned, as that limits my chances of responding to him directly. On balance though, the forum is better off without him, so I'll let this one go. ScottMate Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

10-13-2005, 07:27 PM	#54
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	You ARE better than that, Scottstud. And like other betters, you're allowed to go slumming once in a while. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

10-13-2005, 11:51 PM	#55
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	While toodling around the forum, I found a couple of oldish quotes that made me laugh! Doug "Don't be silly, I keep the heroin in the cupboards." Jake (same thread) "Too bad I couldn't cook a decent meal to save my grandma." Share Share this post on Twitter

10-14-2005, 12:17 AM	#58
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Of course he doesn't! That's how good they are! ...... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

10-14-2005, 12:49 AM	#59
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	I'm magically quote-alicious. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

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