[Maquisard]

Originally Posted by Mattsius

I wouldn't wear those pants if my life depended on it. The guy has written a really funny description though.

I wonder what poor bastard paid a $100 to wear those!

[squarejawhero]

On Soccerdudes unfortunate kitten problem, wherein he couldn't get the kitten he wanted -

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Originally Posted by temporaryscars
There are a million other kittens in the sea.







I would know. I threw them there.

[squarejawhero]

"This thread must never die" I said. Unless everyone becomes donkies!

Originally Posted by seebaruk

Ahhh, and what if you had an extra set of hands and girls had 4 breasts....I know that's changing 2 things which is against the rules, but sod it...

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

I like the way your mind works!

Originally Posted by Lucien

It's not his mind that's doing the thinking.

He's delegating thought to a junior member

[AFGNCAAP]

I intended to post only the punchline but that whole dialogue is just too sweet:

Jazhara7
That's nothing compared to buying a game, and when you insert the disc, you find that the game isn't on there, but a medical power point presentation of the University Hamburg (I think it was the University Hamburg) is.

RLacey
Voice of experience?

Jazhara7
Yes. The game was "Runaway". Imagine going back to the shop and saying that you want to return the game, because there's a medical powerpoint presentation on the disc.

Melanie68
What a weird experience. Talk about a buggy game!

RLacey
*wonders if Melanie considers the medical powerpoint presentation to be better than Runaway: A Road Adventure...*

Lucien21
Weird same thing happened to me when i bought Myst. Came home and found nothing but a powerpoint presentation on the disc.

[Hammerite]

I seriously do recommend that you guys make this a sticky thread.

[Fairygdmther]

From Trep on soccer Dude's new kitties - "Therapy with four feet and a tail. And it purrs."

Lynsie

[Sage]

This exchange cracks me up every time I read it:

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

I wonder how SamNMax did. He must have gotten one (an X-Box 360) since we haven't heard from him.

Originally Posted by SamNMax

Yep. Smooth sailing over here. No trouble at all, and no big-ass story to tell.

PDZ = the shit.

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Go **** yourself.

Originally Posted by SamNMax

I'll do that. I'll go **** myself with my Premium 360 package, which I purchased effortlessly.

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

You mean your parents purchased effortlessly.

Originally Posted by SamNMax

Actually, it was my brother...

Still, me > you.

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Typical.

[Melanie68]

Originally Posted by Temporaryscars

There are many other fish in the sea...or there was, until I threw a bunch of cats out there

.

It was in a serious thread but it made me laugh none the less.

[Lucien21]

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Well, spanking myself is like making myself breakfast- I don't mind doing it at all, but if I can find somebody else to do it for me while I'm still in bed, that's a whole lot better.

ROFLMAO

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

This exchange cracks me up every time I read it:

tempsie and Maxsie going at it is almost as fun as watching a couple of drag queens dish it out with each other at a bar during Mardis Gras week.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Jake

Man if that guy handed me an Ask Me About Loom button (especially if he was black and white and had blue glowing eyes), I would definitely burn it into my forehead and ask for more to give to my friends. I'd also ask him to travel back in time and make his version of The Dig.

Jake reaction on seeing the image of God to be found in The I LOVE LOOM thread.


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[Intrepid Homoludens]

Originally Posted by Fairygdmther

My feeling about Rhem was that it was Myst for plumbers.

Very nice.

[squarejawhero]

Yay, thread back!

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Karmillo

...tell me this, have you ever masturbated so fast that you've punched yourself in the balls? Its a real mood breaker.

(snigger)

Originally Posted by seebaruk

Nahh, I'm not really into the whole S&M thing. You must've been going a fair whip there, was it an urgent no-lock-on-the-door effort or something?

LOL!

[Melanie68]

Scott, I second the LOL!

[AFGNCAAP]

Commenting on his own "What's your colour?" test results:

Originally Posted by artwking4

It said my color was yellow, and that I'm always optomistic and warm and friendly and telling light-hearted jokes and giving complements to cheer people up and petting kittens. Which is complete crap, except for petting kittens. Also, it didn't mention petting kittens. I made that part up.

[Fairygdmther]

Another good one from Great Scott -

"I do clean up reasonably well, but no-one ever seems to have a camera ready when I've done so. "

Lynsie

[Sage]

MoriartyLI don't know what to think now. I wish there were an exploration series without action, so I wouldn't have to go through this every time.
KarmilloYeah, I think it's called life.
There's several installments I hear.

I actually snorted when I read this.

[Fairygdmther]

another Great Scottism -

"Oh trust me...grammar is the number one fetish among AGers. Dangle a participle or flash an indirect preposition and they'll be all over you like a rash."

Oh, and this came from the SEX thread!

Lynsie

[Sage]

One from Lucien21 that goes a long way toward explaining his current single status:

Originally Posted by Lucien21

Don't be silly you can't see heat signatures with a wedding ring.

They usually turn things frigid.