10-09-2005, 10:47 PM
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Epinionated.
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The AG'ers Quote Thread
I think this should be a chit-chat sticky. There's been some stunning quotes here lately, and this is where we should celebrate them. Post all your fave member quotes here AS and WHEN they happen!
Starting with - ThriftStoreScott "What good is a limosine if the owner has no idea how to drive?" SpiderCrusoe "Most guys like being told they're hung like a horse, but how many girls like being told they're deep as an elephant?" Myself (for making Pinksie laugh) "Holy flaps, this forum's getting looser than a well-greased blow-up doll." Mira "Well, Temp, let me put it this way - would you be smiling if someone sticks an ice popsicle up your ass?" Melanie68 - "Women over 30 are absolutely fantastic in bed!!!!!!!! (don't make fun of me)"
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10-09-2005, 10:59 PM
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Doug "Zapp" Tabacco
"Never let it be said that AG is anything but a service-oriented organization." Ninth "I'll pull you out of a cow, you... you... english pig!" Last edited by Melanie68; 10-09-2005 at 11:26 PM. |
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10-09-2005, 11:36 PM
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Temps offers his sister to SamIamSad,
Quipster Scott - Quote:
I still haven't stopped laughiing. Hmm what other verbal horrors or delight could result from co-mingled forumites. 
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10-09-2005, 11:36 PM
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Kirk
"This is a joke, and only intended to be slightly off-topic and humorous. If you see it as an uneducated stab into the realm of copyright law then you've gone too far. If you see it as the on-line equivalent of giving someone the raspberry and then high-tailing it out of the joint, then you're spot on." RLacey (in response to somebody pointing out that Terry Pratchett isn't fond of Discworld fanfiction) "OMG! Boycott his books!" Filmman "I am not a good writer for sure" AFGNCAAP "I really hope somebody quotes me in this thread."
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10-10-2005, 12:51 AM
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Intrepid Homoludens: (re: Socks)
Dis leetle piggie went to Prada, Dis leetle piggie stayed home. Dis leetle piggie dined at Trotter's, Dis leetle piggie starved alone. Dis leetle piggie cried 'Wee wee wee!' watching Queer Eye all evening. Tramboi: (re: Socks) I just dump mine to the bin and buy new ones. Because I'm filthy rich. Melanie68: (re: The Sex Thread) Women over 30 are absolutely fantastic in bed!!!!!!!! Hammerite: (re: Supposedly Dead Famous Person) My friend saw Jesus in McDonald's complaining about the hygiene. Intrepid Homoludens: (re: What do you look like?)  Would you rather your dog hold the bag in his mouth and walked behind you while you went around squatting and crapping all over a public park?Squaresie's posted images in The Sex Thread... worth thousands of words... 'nuff said!
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10-10-2005, 01:26 AM
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Catbert: Uh, ASL? u hot? (A new girl had just arrived in town).
Jake: Remember that, as with all my posts, I have no clue what I'm talking about. (In his grand theory of everything thread). Oh, and I'm sure this one wasn't intended, but it made me laugh. jelly3: I heard a rumour people would swap games on bulletin boards, so in 1993, I purchased a modem, and a 600 page book about getting online. Here I am. (Yesterday.)
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Look, Mr. Bubbles...! Last edited by samIamsad; 10-10-2005 at 01:47 AM. |
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10-10-2005, 01:59 AM
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Squarsie
I know it's fun, the spill of blood and the crackle of the music pushing the adrenaline through your veins, the feel of a cold, hard samurai sword weighing heavy in your hands... but I've found mass slaughter on the dance floor tends to dull your popularity. And it also makes the floor very slippery.
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10-10-2005, 04:35 AM
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Feind der Anonymitaet!
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Teeheehee...
Ninth "Years are passing by a bit too fast for my taste, and I see myself settling in and being "stuck" with a family before I can re" 
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10-10-2005, 05:01 AM
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Bloody clumsy fingers...It's not the first time I accidently press enter and post a completely meaningless post, though. (some would say that I'm doing it all the time... )
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10-10-2005, 05:32 AM
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Feind der Anonymitaet!
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10-10-2005, 06:49 AM
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(grins)
This reminds me of a similar concept from a forum I used to post at... any time somebody posted a cool quote people would reply and nominate it for "Quote of the Whenever (TM)" (resolves to keep her eyes open for cool quotes now) Peace & Luv, Liz
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10-10-2005, 07:12 AM
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10-10-2005, 11:22 PM
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This thread must never die as long as there are witty, intelligent people on this board!
ThriftStoreScott "On a date once, a very conceited and quite unremarkably endowed guy said to me "I've got a big one", and before I could catch myself I replied "Really? You should have brought it with you"."
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Ninth:
I'm afraid that this is a serious case of "shit up, nerds". Quote:
which in no way diminished Ninth's intelligence and wit!)
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