The Sex Thread - Page 7

Captain Blondebeard · 10-06-2005, 09:43 PM

Sex is great. Thats it.

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-06-2005, 09:50 PM

Aye, Cap'n.

Lucien21 · 10-07-2005, 02:42 AM

I like a Long, Slow, Comfortable Screw Up Against a Cold, Hard Wall with a Kiss

With a woman with a nice shaved pussy

saucyminx · 10-07-2005, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

You know, for his actually starting this thread on sex, squaresie sure knows little about lubricants.

LOL

squarejawhero · 10-07-2005, 04:40 AM

BECAUSE...

1) I'm straight.
2) I'm good at foreplay.

saucyminx · 10-07-2005, 05:01 AM

Words, words, words!!! All talk no action?!

Lucien21 · 10-07-2005, 05:02 AM

You pair get a room already

squarejawhero · 10-07-2005, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mira

Words, words, words!!! All talk no action?!

There's an obvious reposte to this.

Anyhow, sex isn't fun without the messing about before it. But it depends how heated you are to get... er...stuck in...

*runs from the mods*

pinkgothic · 10-07-2005, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

A lot of younger ones wanna f#&k.
A lot of older ones wanna make love.

...can I have both?

Sidenote: Climax? WTF is that?

squarejawhero · 10-07-2005, 05:50 AM

^ poor girl.

pinkgothic · 10-07-2005, 05:56 AM

Poor? Don't insult BoyToy.

I'm anything but poor.

Sage · 10-07-2005, 06:07 AM

I think Squarejaw was referring to this question:

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

Sidenote: Climax? WTF is that?

To answer, it's when your toes curl up, your eyes roll back in your head, and you flop like a freshly caught fish. True, I've just described a grand mal epileptic seizure as well, but a climax also includes an endorphin release that is second to none. When people hyperbolically say that something is "better than sex", this is the bit they're referring to.

ScottMate

Fairygdmther · 10-07-2005, 06:19 AM

Hmm... I'd be interested in hearing others descriptions as well. I can't say I've ever felt anything that strong on climax. For me it more feels like something is about to explode, a build-up of tension, perhaps, then with climax, a release or relaxation happens with a huge sigh.

Any others?

Lynsie

pinkgothic · 10-07-2005, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I think Squarejaw was referring to this question:

The sarcasm isn't thick enough, do you think?

Though really now, and this is what I was hoping to convey, I honestly couldn't care less about one. Second to none? I disagree. I much prefer initial build-up. Or arousal in itself. But that'd be because it's more like what Fairygdmther described. A climax, to me, is almost worthless, though I do think I should stress the almost there to avoid misunderstandings.

Sage · 10-07-2005, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

The sarcasm isn't thick enough, do you think?

I really wasn't being sarcastic, although I can see how you might have read it that way. I know English isn't your first language (although you speak it exceedingly well), and I haven't heard an orgasm called a "climax" in many, many years.

Quote:

Though really now, and this is what I was hoping to convey, I honestly couldn't care less about one. Second to none? I disagree. I much prefer initial build-up. Or arousal in itself. But that'd be because it's more like what Fairygdmther described. A climax, to me, is almost worthless, though I do think I should stress the almost there to avoid misunderstandings.

Between you and Fairygdmther, I'm starting to get a clearer picture of why men and women often have such different attitudes towards sex- It's a completely different experience for both.

ScottMate

SakSquash · 10-07-2005, 06:50 AM

Oh I could tell you about lube...first off, it's for lazy people! Second, it's only good for about 30 seconds, then it starts to turn into a sticky sludge of grossness. Third, the warming kind is EVIL! It's like a big pratical joke for all the guys out there. It's like spraying pepper spray into the eyes of you man meat.

squarejawhero · 10-07-2005, 06:52 AM

Serves you right for being lazy.

SakSquash · 10-07-2005, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

Serves you right for being lazy.

Hahah quiet. It wasn't my idea. We thought it would give us more oppertunities for "quickies," which are a must for people living in a 10X10 foot box with a roommate.

pinkgothic · 10-07-2005, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I really wasn't being sarcastic,

Not you! Me, silly.

I was being sarcastic when I was asking that question. I was making a statement with it, rather than, well, asking a question. Sorry for the confusion. *

es to make it better*

saucyminx · 10-07-2005, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I think Squarejaw was referring to this question:

To answer, it's when your toes curl up, your eyes roll back in your head, and you flop like a freshly caught fish.
ScottMate

That's uh... very nice, vivid description.

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