02-17-2012, 01:05 PM | #501 |
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I'm sorry, I forgot!
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02-17-2012, 10:56 PM | #502 |
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*Scratches her head* Sounds like some out of Simon the Sorceror but I don't know who...
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02-18-2012, 02:44 AM | #503 |
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Nope, not Simon the Sorcerer.
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02-20-2012, 12:04 PM | #504 |
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Okay, here's another description of the same character:
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02-21-2012, 01:52 PM | #505 |
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02-21-2012, 03:21 PM | #506 |
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Or Bernard from DOTT
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02-22-2012, 12:17 AM | #507 |
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None of those either. Awesome, I never thought I'd get to post the next description
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02-22-2012, 05:37 AM | #508 |
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Is it the guy from Hector? Lambert?
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02-22-2012, 06:50 AM | #509 |
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Correct, Shany, well done! In the third episode, if you look at Lambert while playing as Hector, you will be treated to one out of five colourful descriptions. The two remaining ones I was going to post are:
Smooth-arsed git-fer-brains train-spotting virgin retard-o-tron bred in a government lab and Roadkill-scented eco-monkey wussbag big-band-loving vegetarian appendix of the human race who smells like the inside of a three-day egg |
02-22-2012, 07:19 AM | #510 |
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Cool. This reminds me that I haven't played Hector yet.
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02-22-2012, 07:27 AM | #511 |
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Jack Keane?
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02-22-2012, 09:14 AM | #512 |
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02-22-2012, 11:01 AM | #513 |
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Yep.
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02-22-2012, 04:40 PM | #514 |
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Thanks, Shany. I just happened to be lurking at the right time! Next:
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02-24-2012, 03:47 AM | #515 |
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Brian from Runaway?
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02-24-2012, 06:45 AM | #516 |
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Nope, not Brian.
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03-02-2012, 07:49 PM | #517 |
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Another description of this person, by the game's main character:
Guard and gardener, yet he still managed to find time to be a pain in the butt. How did he do it?
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03-03-2012, 04:21 AM | #518 |
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Sounds Like Lopez in Broken Sword shadow of the templars. Only gardener I know of.
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03-03-2012, 04:32 AM | #519 |
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Damn it! I was just about to post that...
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03-03-2012, 07:34 AM | #520 |
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Yep, you're right again, Jon. These were both George's descriptions of Lopez in BS1.
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