Why do people hate the X-Box? - Page 5

Wormsie · 10-30-2003, 07:36 AM

I just loove hard facts.

Crunchy in milk · 10-30-2003, 10:29 AM

Well I find their arguments very persuasive. I'm going right out to sell all my xbox gear at a local gay bar (for the best price I can possibly get).

The argument that the system is designed for gay males based on its big box and controller is ripe for analysis.

Kingzjester · 10-30-2003, 11:47 AM

James Ohlen is a fag....

Quote:

Eurogamer: Was it a major challenge working within the restrictions of the Xbox?

James Ohlen: While I'm a PC fan at heart, I'd have to say that developing for the Xbox was a lot of fun because the Xbox is a really powerful machine. It's only got one configuration, and out of all the consoles it's the easiest to work on. Our programmers love working on it. The Xbox is really good platform for developers and it's also the most powerful in terms of graphical capabilities.

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Intrepid Homoludens · 10-30-2003, 01:34 PM

I'm a fag, too! But I prefer my PC, it has a far bigger, beefier, humpingly more powerful hard drive.

Quote:

...It's only got one configuration, and out of all the consoles it's the easiest to work on.

The Xbox has only one configuration, he says? That's shrimp size, he must have no imagination. My PC has nearly endless configurations, ooooh! I mean, we both discover a new configuration every night!

Quote:

...Our programmers love working on it.

I'll bet they do, those desperate, frail retarded virgins. They've never had their bodices ripped and then been ravished by a 3GHz P4 with 1Gig RAM and GForceFX deluxe. Virgins.

Quote:

...The Xbox is really good platform for developers and it's also the most powerful in terms of graphical capabilities.

Graphical capabilities? HA HA HA HA HA HA! Try downloading squirrel pr0n on your precious Flaccid-box, hon. Vaseline smeared graphics is only softcore squirrel pr0n (the kind those awkward 13 year old boys try to watch on late night cable when mummy and daddy are asleep), which is what your t.v. looks like with the Yech-box. With the high res PC monitor, you can dowload hot ant pr0n, and you can see every single mandible, oooh yeah, and every single antenna, and every single hair on their thorax.....unh, sweet baybee joozes!!

And don't even get me started on my mouseeeeeeee......unhhhhh......

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-30-2003, 02:02 PM

Gawd dang, I'm weird. Just wait til kakzilla gets a hold o' that post above....

Kingzjester · 10-30-2003, 04:33 PM

zarathustrian · 10-31-2003, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I'm a fag, too! But I prefer my PC, it has a far bigger, beefier, humpingly more powerful hard drive.

The Xbox has only one configuration, he says? That's shrimp size, he must have no imagination. My PC has nearly endless configurations, ooooh! I mean, we both discover a new configuration every night!

I'll bet they do, those desperate, frail retarded virgins. They've never had their bodices ripped and then been ravished by a 3GHz P4 with 1Gig RAM and GForceFX deluxe. Virgins.

Graphical capabilities? HA HA HA HA HA HA! Try downloading squirrel pr0n on your precious Flaccid-box, hon. Vaseline smeared graphics is only softcore squirrel pr0n (the kind those awkward 13 year old boys try to watch on late night cable when mummy and daddy are asleep), which is what your t.v. looks like with the Yech-box. With the high res PC monitor, you can dowload hot ant pr0n, and you can see every single mandible, oooh yeah, and every single antenna, and every single hair on their thorax.....unh, sweet baybee joozes!!

And don't even get me started on my mouseeeeeeee......unhhhhh......

You're scaring me, Intrepid.

Crunchy in milk · 11-01-2003, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

And don't even get me started on my mouseeeeeeee......unhhhhh......

Pc people are always talking about how much 'mega hurts' their pc does. I always knew anyone who uses windows was a closet Sado'

Tamara · 11-01-2003, 11:57 PM

*Tamz opens mouth to speak*

Trep:

Tamz:

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