03-19-2006, 07:55 AM | #1441 |
Lazy Bee
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^spends hours on the phone with the borg queen.
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03-19-2006, 07:55 AM | #1442 |
Magic Wand Waver
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^wishes he were the Queen Bee
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03-19-2006, 07:57 AM | #1443 |
Lazy Bee
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^waves her wand and sets all Borg free.
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03-19-2006, 08:00 AM | #1444 |
Magic Wand Waver
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^ doesn't let everyone know just how nice she is
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03-19-2006, 08:03 AM | #1445 |
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^ can't decide what LenaJ's gender is [see previous two FGM posts].
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03-19-2006, 08:04 AM | #1446 |
Lovable rogue
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Location: Great Britain
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^ Can't decide what his/her/it's own gender is.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
03-19-2006, 08:11 AM | #1447 |
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^ put the apostrophe in "it's" (incorrectly) just to annoy me .
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03-19-2006, 08:25 AM | #1448 |
Lovable rogue
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Location: Great Britain
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^ Correctly identified my tactics, but still has no defence against them.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
03-19-2006, 08:26 AM | #1449 |
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^ is scared that pirates will come and abduct him during the night.
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03-19-2006, 08:28 AM | #1450 |
Lovable rogue
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Location: Great Britain
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^ Is scared that Michael Jackson will come and abduct him during the night.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
03-19-2006, 08:37 AM | #1451 |
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^ wants to be like Michael Jackson.
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03-19-2006, 08:42 AM | #1452 |
Lovable rogue
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^ Wants to be like Janet Arvizo.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
03-19-2006, 08:45 AM | #1453 |
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^ wants to be like Andrew Strauss.
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03-19-2006, 08:47 AM | #1454 |
Lovable rogue
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^ Wants to be like Johann Strauss Jr.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
03-19-2006, 08:56 AM | #1455 |
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^ has an original James Blunt record and listens to it every single day.
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03-19-2006, 09:06 AM | #1456 |
Lovable rogue
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Location: Great Britain
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^ Has an inflatable James Blunt Love doll, and uses it every day.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
03-19-2006, 09:09 AM | #1457 |
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^ is actually incapable of writing a rumour that doesn't dwell on my non-existant sex life.
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03-19-2006, 09:20 AM | #1458 |
Lovable rogue
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^ Gymnastic flexibility and ambidexterity precludes the need for a sex life.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
03-19-2006, 09:25 AM | #1459 |
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^ saw me at the Commonwealth Games.
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03-19-2006, 10:48 AM | #1460 |
Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
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^ was a streaker at the Commonwealth games
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