03-23-2007, 03:18 AM | #8081 |
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^ likes to use the term "pork rinds" to refer to a lady's naughty bits
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03-23-2007, 04:22 AM | #8082 |
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^ wants to check out all the females naughty bits
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03-23-2007, 05:12 AM | #8083 |
Lovable rogue
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^ disciplines her naughty bits.
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03-23-2007, 05:47 AM | #8084 |
Freeware Co-ordinator
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^ keeps a list of which bits of him have been naughty and nice so he knows which bits need disciplining.
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03-23-2007, 05:58 AM | #8085 |
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^ wants to be on Santa's naughty list every year b/c Mrs. Clause takes care of the naughty boys.
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03-23-2007, 06:34 AM | #8086 |
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^ Enjoys "Naughty Bits" (TM Kellogg co.) for breakfast.
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03-23-2007, 06:18 PM | #8087 |
The Major Grubert.
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^ Eats "Naughty Bits" from the box while watching TV in the evening
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03-23-2007, 06:25 PM | #8088 |
merely human
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^ Habitually winks at the squirrels. And they wink back.
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03-23-2007, 06:32 PM | #8089 |
The Major Grubert.
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^ Suspicious of squirrels and wonders what frequency they broadcast at.
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03-23-2007, 06:34 PM | #8090 |
merely human
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^ Wonders frequently which frequency he should wink at the Trep and how frequently, which may be frequent at whatever frequency that is.
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03-23-2007, 06:47 PM | #8091 | |
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03-24-2007, 09:15 AM | #8092 |
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^ Is a Squirrel trying to get a nut for the winter
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03-24-2007, 09:21 AM | #8093 |
Lovable rogue
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^ owns a squirrel fur stole.
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03-24-2007, 09:49 AM | #8094 |
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^ wants to be a life long member of PETA
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03-24-2007, 06:30 PM | #8095 |
The Major Grubert.
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^ wants to be the Captain of the HMS PETA
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Bad Influence
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03-24-2007, 08:34 PM | #8097 |
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^Wants to know what condition his condition is in
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03-25-2007, 03:23 PM | #8098 |
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^ Likes to run and chase his tail, b/c that is the only tail he gets
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
03-26-2007, 06:33 PM | #8099 |
The Major Grubert.
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^ ate her goldfish when she was a kid
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03-26-2007, 06:35 PM | #8100 |
merely human
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^ Disguished himself as a goldfish and swished back and forth in front of bullsie with the most desperate of hopes.
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