01-30-2007, 12:41 PM | #7801 |
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^ Chartered the space shuttle to the moon in hopes of getting some prime rib.
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01-30-2007, 01:58 PM | #7802 |
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^ had the space shuttle land in his front yard so all the cute astronauts could be checked out.
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01-30-2007, 09:03 PM | #7803 |
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^ tried spanking the space shuttle
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01-30-2007, 09:10 PM | #7804 |
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^ Got spanked by one of the hot little aliens.
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01-30-2007, 09:20 PM | #7805 |
The Major Grubert.
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^ was "probed" by a little alien and enjoyed it.
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01-31-2007, 01:59 AM | #7806 |
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^ was "probed" by a big alien and enjoyed it more
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01-31-2007, 05:34 AM | #7807 |
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^ was really alien pretending to be a human pretending to be the alien that did the probing
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01-31-2007, 05:35 AM | #7808 |
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^Sold out to the alien invaders to become their personal probe
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01-31-2007, 05:37 AM | #7809 |
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^ devised a computer chip to go on the end of the probe that will tell the thoughts of the victim
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01-31-2007, 05:57 AM | #7810 |
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^is a naughty thought inside an aliens mind.
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01-31-2007, 06:24 AM | #7811 |
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^ Programs the aliens’ thoughts to be naughty
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01-31-2007, 08:33 AM | #7812 |
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^deliveres "naughty-thoughts-suggestions" by e-mail.
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01-31-2007, 09:30 AM | #7813 |
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^Invented Intravenous Naughty solution
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01-31-2007, 10:36 AM | #7814 |
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^ is a bear with no eyes
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01-31-2007, 11:03 AM | #7815 |
The Thread™ will die.
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^ tries to pass her red collar off as a black belt.
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01-31-2007, 11:04 AM | #7816 |
Super Scottish Hero
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^^ doesn't realise that that joke only works with cervine animals
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01-31-2007, 11:07 AM | #7817 |
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^ Only pretends to be Scottish so he can get the ladies
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01-31-2007, 11:19 AM | #7818 |
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^ is allergic to Dusty Springfield.
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01-31-2007, 11:28 AM | #7819 |
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^ Thinks he is Rick Springfield
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01-31-2007, 11:36 AM | #7820 |
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^ wishes she had Marge Simpson's hair.
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