09-11-2006, 11:10 AM | #4741 |
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^ smells like flowers (covered in manure)
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09-11-2006, 11:11 AM | #4742 |
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^ you must be mistaken that is your upper lip
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09-11-2006, 01:19 PM | #4743 |
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^ has Jat's upper lip stuck to her butt
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09-11-2006, 02:10 PM | #4744 |
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^ is upset b/c I had Jat's lips removed and forgot to give Jat's lips to him.
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09-11-2006, 02:39 PM | #4745 |
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^ replaced jat's lips with those of a well-known domesticated ungulate. Jat has Alpaca lips now.
< is going to be lynched for that joke.
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09-11-2006, 02:40 PM | #4746 |
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^ is in the market for a personal bodyguard.
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09-11-2006, 02:41 PM | #4747 |
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^ wanted the lead role in The Bodyguard (Whitney Houston's that is )
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
09-11-2006, 02:44 PM | #4748 |
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^ wants me to sing "I Will Always Love You" to an audience of his choosing.
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09-11-2006, 03:13 PM | #4749 |
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^ makes my ears bleed
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09-11-2006, 04:40 PM | #4750 |
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^have a rear ear condition, making her ears bleed when brits sing
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09-11-2006, 05:23 PM | #4751 |
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09-11-2006, 05:59 PM | #4752 |
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^ snuggles with his gun at night.
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09-11-2006, 06:01 PM | #4753 | |
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^ Sank the HMS Hood.
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09-11-2006, 06:09 PM | #4754 | |
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I sleep next to my sawed off shotgun ^ sank my battleship.
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09-12-2006, 12:37 AM | #4755 |
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^ lives in a yellow submarine
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09-12-2006, 01:38 AM | #4756 |
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/\ sank bulldog's yellow submarine
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09-12-2006, 02:15 AM | #4757 |
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^ was part of the salvage operation to raise Bulldog's submarine to the surface
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09-12-2006, 02:38 AM | #4758 |
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^was the captain of the submarine
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09-12-2006, 02:48 AM | #4759 |
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^ is my personal submarine cleaner
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09-12-2006, 03:43 AM | #4760 |
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^ uses "submarine" as a reference to her most intimate parts
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