09-06-2006, 04:33 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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^ is my oven cleaner supplier
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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09-07-2006, 03:40 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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^ hits men over the head with a book while being very lady like
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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09-07-2006, 03:51 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
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^ hits ladies over the head with a book
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09-07-2006, 05:02 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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^ carries a cane with her to hit old ladies with
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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09-07-2006, 06:15 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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^ is a narcissist with narcolepsy
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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09-07-2006, 06:23 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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^ is a somnambulistic and solipisistic stereotype.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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09-07-2006, 07:43 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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^ dreams of being Julia Childs
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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09-07-2006, 08:02 AM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
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^ Composed the following little ditty:
Beside a belgian 'staminet, when the smoke had cleared away Beneath a busted Camel, it's former pilot lay His throat was cut by bracing wires, the tank had hit his head, And coughing a shower of dental work, these parting words he said: Oh, I'm going to a better land, they binge there every night The cocktails grow on bushes, so everyone stays tight, They've torn up all the calenders, they've busted all the clocks, And little drops of whiskey come trickling down the rocks. The pilot breathed these last few gasps before he passed away: I'll tell you how it happened, my flippers didn't stay, The motor wouldn't hit at all, the struts were far too few A shot went through the petrol tank and let it all leak through. Oh, I'm going to a better land, where motors always run Where the eggnog grows on eggplant, and pilots grow a bun They've got no sops, they've got no spads, they've got no DH-4's, And the little frosted juleps are served at all the stores.
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Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski Last edited by Giligan; 09-07-2006 at 08:15 AM. |
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09-07-2006, 09:12 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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^ was a hermit crab in a former life
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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09-07-2006, 09:32 AM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
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^ was a farting dung beetle in a former life.
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Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski Last edited by Giligan; 09-07-2006 at 09:40 AM. |
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09-07-2006, 09:48 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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^ likes to cook the slime that comes out of a slugs behind
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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