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Old 07-22-2005, 12:45 AM   #1
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Ok I'm fed up! As much as I'm embarassed to admit it, I'm coming out in the open. I have a major date this weekend with Squaresie and I have this annoying case of zits to zap. Help me!!! Suggestions?
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Old 07-22-2005, 01:56 AM   #2
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Old 07-22-2005, 02:29 AM   #3
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I'll zap you... You're messin' with a PMSing woman.
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Old 07-22-2005, 02:37 AM   #4
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Next time you have a date with me, could you tell me? My tenuous psychic powers only reach to France, where Ninth dreams nightly of small, pink rabbits. If I try to stretch to Russia, my head expands and I find myself in the middle of a Chris Cunningham video. I really need to go practice back at the Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp a little more...

*eep* I've only got less than a day to get to Malaysia. If I start swimming now, I SHOULD be able to make it by partway through 2015...
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Old 07-22-2005, 02:41 AM   #5
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*throws a life-boat at Squaresie* Your fins don't seem to work. I think you're suffering from selective amnesia. It's obvious. And my zit is still here!
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Old 07-22-2005, 02:51 AM   #6
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Next time you have a date with me, could you tell me? My tenuous psychic powers only reach to France, where Ninth dreams nightly of small, pink rabbits.
Oh, thank you very much for displaying my private life on a public forum.
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Old 07-22-2005, 03:38 AM   #7
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*throws a life-boat at Squaresie* Your fins don't seem to work. I think you're suffering from selective amnesia. It's obvious. And my zit is still here!
Believe it or not, one of the most effective ways of zit-destruction is toothpaste it overnight. Toothpaste dries it out, plus it smells minty.

And tea-tree oil's good.

@Ninth - well, I coulda told them about that OTHER thing...
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Old 07-22-2005, 03:54 AM   #8
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Ok. Just don't drown on your way here.
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@Ninth - well, I coulda told them about that OTHER thing...
On the other hand, who except you would care about THAT?
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Old 07-22-2005, 04:50 AM   #10
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Ok. Just don't drown on your way here.
I'll wear my rubber armbands.



Although last time I used them, I was... like four years old or something...
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On the other hand, who except you would care about THAT?
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Old 07-22-2005, 08:14 AM   #12
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Zits to zap? Use Clearasil with its new TNT formula, it will ZAP!

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On the other hand, who except you would care about THAT?
Um, hello? Great big voyeur right here! Details, man...I need details!

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Old 07-22-2005, 08:58 AM   #14
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If I try to stretch to Russia, my head expands and I find myself in the middle of a Chris Cunningham video.
I bet you wouldn't mind terribly being in the middle of the All Is Full Of Love clip.

On the other hand, there's always a chance you'd end up running around some dilapidated blocks of flats, being chased by tiny freaks with goatees.
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