Pinksie & BoyToy - Page 2

gillyruless · 02-10-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

You're implying that wormsie could get pregnant. He cannot.

Also, He may not be a good kisser based on lack of experience. And I usually prefer terrific kissers (which I am, hon).

Of course, I could always spare time to teach how.

One of these days, I will force you to make good on that claim and really teach me how to kiss. I haven't kissed a guy since college but isn't kissing and sex like riding a bike? Once you learn you never forget, right?

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-10-2005, 10:00 AM

How was it like to kiss a guy? I guess gender in a sense doesn't matter, it's how the person kisses.

gillyruless · 02-10-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

How was it like to kiss a guy? I guess gender in a sense doesn't matter, it's how the person kisses.

Well, let me put it this way.

There's a good reason why I consider myself straight now.

It was exciting but very uncomfortable. It felt like I was attending a vacuum cleaner demonstration. He obviously was not a good kisser and I was even worse than him.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-10-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by gilly-tongue-firmly-in-cheek-for-right-reason

Well, let me put it this way.

There's a good reason why I consider myself straight now.

It was exciting but very uncomfortable. It felt like I was attending a vacuum cleaner demonstration. He obviously was not a good kisser and I was even worse than him.

Not all guys kiss like vacuum cleaners. Good kissing knows no gender boundaries, it seems. I once kissed one of my close male friends, and he was horrible. It was like getting slurped by a puppy. ARRRGH!! I was upfront with him and said, "Goddammit, you really need to work on that! I need a napkin!"

Conversely I've never had the pleasure of kissing a woman. That may change in the future but it truly depends on individual woman.

Wormsie · 02-10-2005, 10:13 AM

You have up on guys because just one bad experience!!!???

What a waste! What a waste! Trep, did you hear what he said!?

*wormsie has a glass of water to calm himself down*

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-10-2005, 10:15 AM

I heard what he said. He simply had the misfortune of picking a shitty kisser. Understandably that could possibly ruin his perspective forever.

Of course, it could have a been a girl who's a shitty kisser too.

***fov*** · 02-10-2005, 11:27 AM

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Not all guys kiss like vacuum cleaners.

So true.

LauraMac · 02-10-2005, 12:40 PM

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Not all guys kiss like vacuum cleaners.

What Fovily said... mmMMmmm

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-10-2005, 12:51 PM

Not all vacuum cleaners kiss like guys either. But I can't vouch for that based on personal experience. Heh...

Wormsie · 02-10-2005, 12:55 PM

A thread about Pinksie and BoyToy turns into a thread about snogging. Convenient.

Any tips on how to NOT kiss like a... vacuum cleaner?

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-10-2005, 12:58 PM

Rule #1: Never treat your kissing partner like a f#&king ice cream cone.

gillyruless · 02-10-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Rule #1: Never treat your kissing partner like a f#&king ice cream cone.

Erm, what if ~~you~~ your partner likes being treated like an ice cream cone? I Some people enjoy getting licked you know.

Wormsie · 02-10-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Rule #1: Never treat your kissing partner like a f#&king ice cream cone.

Are vacuum cleaners wet?

pinkgothic · 02-10-2005, 01:22 PM

Wow, our own thread.

I accidentally clicked on my "Adventure Forums" link today (I'd sworn not to click it until my exams are over) and it turned out that, well, bummer, I'd have to go through all the new posts and... well...

BoyToy's not been around for reasons of I have no idea. I'll prod him on the phone today, like I have been doing, but now with this specific thread in mind. That ought to get him back here. Up until now I could only ask "Have you been a good forum whore today?" and he'd say "Um, no", and then we'd continue talking about other things instead; now I can say "You're a disgrace to the forum whores of the world. You've been gone so long you have your own topic!"

and then hopefully, he'll say "Yes, ma'am, I'm on my way"...

I'm still on exam leave. Yes, it's that bad. I'll be back on the 21st or so.

Don't wish me luck, that backfires!

*snugs wormsie and Trep*

I'll be back as soon as possible, promised. n_n

gillyruless · 02-10-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by deadworm222

Are vacuum cleaners wet?

I thought the purpose of the thread was to discuss whereabouts of Pinksie and Boytoy...

Wormsie, you have so so much to learn...

Fairygdmther · 02-10-2005, 01:45 PM

Well, licking's not too cool, but nibbling's kinda nice.

FGM

Wormsie · 02-10-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gillyruless

I thought the purpose of the thread was to discuss whereabouts of Pinksie and Boytoy...

Hey, this is a chit chat thread.

*licks gilly's neck gently*

ConcreteRancor · 02-10-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

You know, I briefly dated a young priest once (

at wormsie). He was so hot, a redhead, tall and beefy, and though he looked tough like he could easily tear you apart and throw the pieces in a river, he was soooo sweet.

There was this guy who came to our high school as part of an STD awareness day... thing, because he had HIV. Which was, of course, sad, but he joked that he once dated a guy who, he swore, was named Jerry Garcia. And who also happened to be the son of a preacher man.

That was an awesome story.

Jazhara7 · 02-11-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkgothic

BoyToy's not been around for reasons of I have no idea. I'll prod him on the phone today, like I have been doing, but now with this specific thread in mind. That ought to get him back here. Up until now I could only ask "Have you been a good forum whore today?" and he'd say "Um, no", and then we'd continue talking about other things instead; now I can say "You're a disgrace to the forum whores of the world. You've been gone so long you have your own topic!"

and then hopefully, he'll say "Yes, ma'am, I'm on my way"...

You really have to ask him about his twin brother, the priest.

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BoyToy · 02-13-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wormsie!

Where have they disappeared?

Ooh, a topic for us?! That's so sweeeeeeeet! (((((((Wormsie)))))))

I am sorry, if you started to worry! Pinksie told me about this the other day and threatened to give me a beating for leaving you lovely people alone.

Pinksie is simply busy preparing for, and writing, exams.
And myself, I just wanted to take a bit of a break from the internet. And the forum was rather quiet when I last peeked in anyway. But I have no intentions leaving this wonderful place!

[Yes, you can take that as a threat.]
((((GROUPHUG))))

EDIT: Although I currently live near Cologne (the center of German 'carnival'), I pretty much hate the German kind of carnival. And yes, Trep, it's a bit like a roleplay: Only you have to play dorks. (And it also involves shitloads of cheap alcohol and pavement pizza.) Don't expect Martinis or anything with a bit of style in German carnival.
BTW, Pinksie is in a safe distance from all that, as she's living in Hamburg.

02-10-2005, 10:00 AM	#22
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	How was it like to kiss a guy? I guess gender in a sense doesn't matter, it's how the person kisses. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-10-2005, 10:13 AM	#25
Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	You have up on guys because just one bad experience!!!??? What a waste! What a waste! Trep, did you hear what he said!? wormsie has a glass of water to calm himself down Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

02-10-2005, 10:15 AM	#26
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I heard what he said. He simply had the misfortune of picking a shitty kisser. Understandably that could possibly ruin his perspective forever. Of course, it could have a been a girl who's a shitty kisser too. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-10-2005, 12:51 PM	#29
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Not all vacuum cleaners kiss like guys either. But I can't vouch for that based on personal experience. Heh... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-10-2005, 12:55 PM	#30
Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	A thread about Pinksie and BoyToy turns into a thread about snogging. Convenient. Any tips on how to NOT kiss like a... vacuum cleaner? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor. Last edited by deadworm222; 02-10-2005 at 01:02 PM.

02-10-2005, 12:58 PM	#31
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Rule #1: Never treat your kissing partner like a f#&king ice cream cone. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-10-2005, 01:22 PM	#34
pinkgothic Feind der Anonymitaet! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 1,898	Wow, our own thread. I accidentally clicked on my "Adventure Forums" link today (I'd sworn not to click it until my exams are over) and it turned out that, well, bummer, I'd have to go through all the new posts and... well... BoyToy's not been around for reasons of I have no idea. I'll prod him on the phone today, like I have been doing, but now with this specific thread in mind. That ought to get him back here. Up until now I could only ask "Have you been a good forum whore today?" and he'd say "Um, no", and then we'd continue talking about other things instead; now I can say "You're a disgrace to the forum whores of the world. You've been gone so long you have your own topic!" and then hopefully, he'll say "Yes, ma'am, I'm on my way"... I'm still on exam leave. Yes, it's that bad. I'll be back on the 21st or so. Don't wish me luck, that backfires! snugs wormsie and Trep I'll be back as soon as possible, promised. n_n Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Me pee stick bigger you pee stick." (credit to, but not attributed to, Jeysie) "Don't be careful, be immortal." Brat™, certified as by Trep Winner of the Second-Best-Dressed and Non-Specific awards in the Unbiased Impostor Awards™, amongst many others. Non-Conformist to Non-Conformism™ Internet Explodifier™ - the best weapon of mass destruction!!!11one Trademark Overuser™

02-10-2005, 01:45 PM	#36
Fairygdmther Magic Wand Waver Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sarasota, Florida Posts: 3,142	Well, licking's not too cool, but nibbling's kinda nice. FGM Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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