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Old 04-02-2004, 07:49 AM   #1
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That it is drowning in selfpity a whole lot lately, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity;
And pity 'tis 'tis true. I just hate when that happens. Seeing how he is one of your forum bots that is supposed to primarily test ignore lists, I am posting this in the Forum Feedback stack. Then again, perhaps it is mandatory that he be in a virtual miserable mood as that facilitates a reckless ignore list abuse and overdose. Doug, could you clue me in?
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Old 04-02-2004, 08:51 AM   #2
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Don't take me too seriously, dear. I'm but a mere malfunctioning bot. Beep.
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Old 04-02-2004, 09:17 AM   #3
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And where did you get the idea that I was drowning in my self pity? From the "I slit my jugular veins open" -thing? It was nothing but a strange joke. Just so you know, in reality I've been laughing the whole day. (Example --> )

(And you claim people don't understand you. )
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Old 04-02-2004, 10:53 PM   #4
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Oh, and one more thing: I might appear to be drowning in my self pity, but in reality I'm just frustrated, fed up, fucked up, angry and furious.

*twinkle of the moon and the stars*

Look, I know you've been stresed lately, especially since that difficult doppelganging, which no doubt was hard for you, though you really made an effort and you really fooled us. We all appreciate you and respect you for that. Anyway, let deadworm222 in the form of the Fairy of Love (yes indeed, love) give you a kiss and a song he actually even recorded just for you, but won't upload, since it became so horrible.

First the kiss:

Then the song. You know the lyrics, it's "Don't Worry, Be Happy".

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy

In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy now.....

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy

(It sounds better if you are stoned.)

*more twinkle of the moon and the stars*

The Fairy of Love would also like to mention that all the self-pity was just cold-blooded acting and faking from deadworm's part - none of it was real! and deadworm is sorry if someone has been badly mislead. Deadworm promises to immediately stop such acts of faking his true identity and feelings.

*sniff*

Friends now?

Spoiler:
I have the feeling I might not live to see tomorrow...
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Old 04-03-2004, 12:51 PM   #5
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You're such a whore. I love that song though. I have that cd.
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Old 04-04-2004, 12:02 AM   #6
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I'm curious about your avatar. What is it?
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I'm curious about your avatar. What is it?
Yeah, me too. It looks like some kind of plant, with quills and stuff, but exactly what it is, I don't know.
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Yeah, me too. It looks like some kind of plant, with quills and stuff, but exactly what it is, I don't know.
'Tis a Venus Fly Trap (also known as Dionaea muscipula). Also note Trep's avatar for a giggle...
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And mycroft, that must be your coolest avatar yet.
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'Tis a Venus Fly Trap (also known as Dionaea muscipula). Also note Trep's avatar for a giggle...
Guy looks familiar, who is it? The guy in your avatar.
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Old 04-05-2004, 12:15 AM   #11
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Thanks deadworm.

The guy in my avatar is a nobody. I doubt if he's familiar to you, Kingz.

He went to art school in Cambridge, became a musician, founded one of the most popular rock bands in history, and at the height of fame and stardom...he quit the rat race, forever. No one actually knows why. A painter, a musician, an artist, a genius, a recluse, a nobody. The man is Roger Keith 'Syd' Barrett and he founded a band called Pink Floyd. He turned his back on society and modern life and now lives a reclusive life in Cambridge, mostly paints and writes. He is often referred to as rock and roll's greatest tragedy, the mistreated genius and whatnots.

In their own words. In case someone's interested.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled programme...
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I never was big on Floyd and I always thought Roger Waters was the big name behind the band.

The face definitely looks familiar, though.
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what is topic of this tread about? it sounded like some type of complaint at first and then it got more and more confusing?
 
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I never was big on Floyd and I always thought Roger Waters was the big name behind the band.

The face definitely looks familiar, though.
Syd Barrett formed the band and was the primary impetus for their first album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, but by their second full-length release, A Saucerful of Secrets, Barrett was essentially out of the picture and from that point on until the late 80s (by which time Waters had left) Waters was the main force behind the band.
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what is topic of this tread about? it sounded like some type of complaint at first and then it got more and more confusing?
A normal, sane, person isn't supposed to understand what this thread is about...
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All normal sane persons can go get themselves hanged. The sooner they do that, the better. *mad grin*
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So anybody can post just-about anything in this thread then? Cool!

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Once I was fat, but now I all that!
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Sometimes things are better off buried and rotting, instead of being dug up and waved infront of everyone's faces. As for me I'm nothing but a pilgrim in search of the divine intervention, nothing more, nothing less. Good day sir
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