05-08-2007, 07:07 AM | #1 |
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Why are you a good person?
I think I'm a good person because:
I once met a mute. He always had a smile on his face. He was nice enough and even though he couldn't speak communication was never much of an issue. I would often talk for hours on end as he sat intently, quiet as a mouse. It didn't bother me that he couldn't respond, no, hardly so. He was the best listener I had ever met. As time drew on I began to feel good about myself for paying the boy such a service. I could not think of anyone else who would give the light of day to such a blank, non reciprocating vessel. I was such a good, kind person. However, one day when he fell into a state of slumber I heard a most peculiar sound. The young mute uttered a word. That word soon drifted off and before long my ears were struck by a sentence. When he awoke from his dreams I chose not to tell him about the event that had previously occurred. After all, what benefit would such a proclamation have to the young boy? I was positive that it would result in false hope as sleep talking is something far removed from that of the conscious brain. A month or so later he came to greet me on the street... with words instead of gestures. Whilst he was as friendly as ever I began to shy away from him, to hate him. I never saw that boy again. Anyway, this story isn't about the mute. This story is about why I'm such a good person. |
05-08-2007, 07:16 AM | #2 |
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People aren't good or bad; they just do good or bad things.
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05-08-2007, 07:17 AM | #3 |
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I agree. I did a good thing helping that mute.
Oh man, I don't think you guys have the same sense of humour as me. |
05-08-2007, 07:58 AM | #4 | |
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When we see a child falling down a well, most of us immediately feel Quote:
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05-08-2007, 08:01 AM | #5 |
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...the urge to laugh?
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05-08-2007, 08:05 AM | #6 |
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*sigh*
One of my ex boy friends claimed that I'm too uptight. I'm beginning to agree with him. I'm beginning to find Jat's sense of humor really tiresome and inappropriate.
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05-08-2007, 08:07 AM | #7 |
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I too agree with him, but it is that which makes you so fun to tease.
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05-08-2007, 08:13 AM | #8 |
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Good and bad only exist within a construct of values made up by a particular society. In short: not really at all.
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05-08-2007, 09:33 AM | #9 |
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In my own opinion, it's impossible to assign absolute values to a mattter of perspective. So, good is bad and vice-versa. Survival of the fittest is the real issue to worry about.
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05-08-2007, 09:37 AM | #10 |
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Care for a game of Social Darwinism™?
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05-08-2007, 09:39 AM | #11 |
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I'm not too up on Darwin, sadly. Put me in a warzone, though, and I'll tell you exactly what weapons the soldiers are carrying, what vehicles they're driving, and what aircraft they're flying.
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05-08-2007, 09:46 AM | #12 |
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Okay then, Hermann Goering has just sent the Luftwaffe to attack the Low Countries. Which aircraft is most numerous?
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05-08-2007, 12:25 PM | #13 |
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Bf-109 and the Ju-87.
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05-08-2007, 12:30 PM | #14 |
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Excellent, I was always partial to the Messerschmitts, the Junkers were nice too.
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05-08-2007, 12:34 PM | #15 |
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The Junkers were pretty obselete, though. In the right hands, they weren't terrible (what was that pilot's name, the guy who sank a couple ships, and blew up over 1,000 tanks and artillery guns with a Stuka? I can't remember.) but yeah, the Messerschmitts were pretty good. Just a pity that the war didn't last another year, when the advanced designs were scheduled to be completed.
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05-08-2007, 12:39 PM | #16 |
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Don't be too hard on the Junkers, they have one fun use :
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05-08-2007, 12:40 PM | #17 |
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Well, that's the Ju-52. They're still flying today.
Heh, and that one's got the "dustbin" gunner's position, Spanish Civil War vintage.
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05-08-2007, 12:48 PM | #18 |
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Then, to Guernica!
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05-08-2007, 01:02 PM | #19 |
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Ah, military history. The reason that I've spent my entire degree staying away from wars...
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05-08-2007, 01:09 PM | #20 |
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Odd, that. In my opinion, there's nothing more intriguing than war and the science thereof.
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