ZOMG! An Anti Three Word Story! - Page 8

SSH · 11-28-2006, 01:31 PM

"Did I ever tell you that the funniest thing I ever heard was the fake orgasm scene from that movie being performed on a swannee whistle on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue?"

"No, you didn't. Is that some kind of TV show?"

"No, BBC Radio. You can hear them on the web, too"

RLacey · 11-28-2006, 01:54 PM

While Squinky was speaking, Samantha silently entered the room. Nobody noticed.

Hammerite · 11-28-2006, 01:58 PM

Not even Jonny, who had stated his love of Samantha to her last year.

SSH · 11-29-2006, 01:37 AM

Samantha had been upstairs getting felt, laid, down in the loft...

I'm sorry, I'll type that again...

Samantha has been upstairs getting felt laid down, in the loft.

Hammerite · 11-29-2006, 08:16 AM

***
"Innuendo?!?" exclaimed Ms Flockhart, "Is that how desperate you are?"

"What's wrong with a bit of sexual innuendo?" asked Squinky

"The question is: What's RIGHT about it?"

Lee in Limbo · 11-29-2006, 08:59 PM

The first thought that sprung into Lee's mind as she read that part was 'If you have to ask, you aren't doing it right.'

Wisely, he schooled himself to silence and allowed Squinky to keep reading.

Hammerite · 12-12-2006, 08:14 AM

The belated next part of his favourite book had just been released, so

SSH · 12-12-2006, 09:50 AM

he resurrected an ancient forum thread and...

Squinky · 12-12-2006, 10:49 AM

Squinky stared back at him blankly. "I don't know what it is you're talking about. The story ended at post #140. At least, it did for me..."

Hammerite · 12-12-2006, 02:24 PM

"But this never ends," said the tortured voice of Stuerry, "it just keeps on goin'."

Lee in Limbo · 12-13-2006, 09:31 AM

Lee put on one of his more stern, no-nonsense expressions and said in even tones, "No. #140 was the last bit that worked and moved the plot forward sensibly to a conclusion. Since then, everyone has pretty much dropped the ball, with bits of sputtering that went nowhere."

Then he reached for the remote between him and Squinky to turn the movie back on, and the credits finished rolling by as the image faded to black.

11-28-2006, 01:31 PM	#141
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	"Did I ever tell you that the funniest thing I ever heard was the fake orgasm scene from that movie being performed on a swannee whistle on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue?" "No, you didn't. Is that some kind of TV show?" "No, BBC Radio. You can hear them on the web, too" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

11-28-2006, 01:54 PM	#142
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	While Squinky was speaking, Samantha silently entered the room. Nobody noticed. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

11-28-2006, 01:58 PM	#143
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Not even Jonny, who had stated his love of Samantha to her last year. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

11-29-2006, 01:37 AM	#144
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	Samantha had been upstairs getting felt, laid, down in the loft... I'm sorry, I'll type that again... Samantha has been upstairs getting felt laid down, in the loft. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

11-29-2006, 08:16 AM	#145
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	*** "Innuendo?!?" exclaimed Ms Flockhart, "Is that how desperate you are?" "What's wrong with a bit of sexual innuendo?" asked Squinky "The question is: What's RIGHT about it?" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

11-29-2006, 08:59 PM	#146
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	The first thought that sprung into Lee's mind as she read that part was 'If you have to ask, you aren't doing it right.' Wisely, he schooled himself to silence and allowed Squinky to keep reading. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

12-12-2006, 08:14 AM	#147
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	The belated next part of his favourite book had just been released, so Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

12-12-2006, 09:50 AM	#148
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	he resurrected an ancient forum thread and... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

12-12-2006, 10:49 AM	#149
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Squinky stared back at him blankly. "I don't know what it is you're talking about. The story ended at post #140. At least, it did for me..." Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

12-12-2006, 02:24 PM	#150
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	"But this never ends," said the tortured voice of Stuerry, "it just keeps on goin'." Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

12-13-2006, 09:31 AM	#151
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	Lee put on one of his more stern, no-nonsense expressions and said in even tones, "No. #140 was the last bit that worked and moved the plot forward sensibly to a conclusion. Since then, everyone has pretty much dropped the ball, with bits of sputtering that went nowhere." Then he reached for the remote between him and Squinky to turn the movie back on, and the credits finished rolling by as the image faded to black. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

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