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Old 09-18-2003, 11:17 AM   #1
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http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/article/0,12543,484153,00.html

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Odor judges are com-mon in the research labs of mouthwash companies, where the halitosis-inflicted blow great gusts of breath in their faces to test product efficacy. But Minneapolis gastroenterologist Michael Levitt recently took the job to another level—or, rather, to the other end. Levitt paid two brave souls to indulge repeatedly in the odors of other people's farts. (Levitt refuses to divulge the remuneration, but it would seem safe to characterize it thusly: Not enough.) Sixteen healthy subjects volunteered to eat pinto beans and insert small plastic collection tubes into their anuses (worst-job runners-up, to be sure). After each "episode of flatulence," Levitt syringed the gas into a discrete container, rigorously maintaining fart integrity. The odor judges then sat down with at least 100 samples, opened the caps one at a time, and inhaled robustly. As their faces writhed in agony, they rated just how noxious the smell was. The samples were also chemically analyzed, and—eureka!—Levitt determined definitively the most malodorous component of the human flatus: hydrogen sulfide.
Warning: Not for the faint of heart {number 3 is hilarious}
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:30 AM   #2
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Lmao! :d
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:39 PM   #3
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:54 PM   #4
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Looks like we live in interesting times after all, remix-n-match.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:53 PM   #5
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Levitt paid two brave souls to indulge repeatedly in the odors of other people's farts.
There are some things even lab rats won't do
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:00 PM   #6
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I found nr. 6, 11 and 13 truly hilarious. Also, this little bit:
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Physician Robert Mayer (1814?1878) conceived the first law of thermodynamics but got no credit because he was unable to express it mathematically. Shattered, he leapt out a window, but survived.
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