[Curt]

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

[ Tamz, then runs for his life....]

..........but still there's no sign of it. Where could he have left it?..........

[DomStLeger]

lol I liked the joke Curt. These people have no taste.

Originally Posted by Curt

(whether Bushites, Americans in general or prudes), I can easily have it deleted.

Bushites, sounds perfect.

[ragnar]

Originally Posted by Curt

I don't mean to offend anyone, but I hope they taught you that foreigners wishing to understand English jokes should either learn English properly (unlike many of us English ), or just stick to their own jokes and stop saying "Huh!".

(looks over shoulder to check Megs isn't watching before posting )

Ok, then I will only post Swedish jokes from now on.

[DomStLeger]

Originally Posted by ragnar

Ok, then I will only post Swedish jokes from now on.

What did the swede say to the broccoli?

Spoiler:

Talar du svenska?

Thank you thank you! I'm available to do swedish stand up any weeknight!

[Intrepid Homoludens]

[audience goes wild and throws fresh tomatoes at Dom, drowning him in a sea of red squish]

Dom: "WTF! I thought you loved me!"

Trep: "They do, Dom. If they hadn't they would have thrown canned tomatoes."

[Wormsie]

This has developed into the most stupid threah at AGRs in two months, and it just got worse.

[Curt]

Originally Posted by deadworm222

This has developed into the most stupid threah at AGRs in two months, and it just got worse.

Hehe! Come on, admit it, Deady, you've missed the stupidity haven't you?

[Tamara]

A public-school teacher tried to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule, and a calculator. He was arrested and charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. Attorney General Ashcroft said he believes the man may be a member of al-gebra. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," said Ashcroft. "They reach average solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like X and Y and refer to 'unknowns.' We believe they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles, once said, 'There are three sides to every triangle.'" President Bush said, "If God wanted us to have weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. I am gratified that we now have a sine that these math-dogs, intent on protracting us, are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence!" The President added, "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line. These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex." Attorney General Ashcroft concluded, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered, as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks!"

[Erkki]

Huh?!

[Pappapisshu]

Originally Posted by Tamara

weapons of math instruction

Witty.

[Curt]

Rofl!