Thread Must Diet! - Page 3

Giligan · 09-10-2006, 03:50 PM

Be witty and sophisticated, and she'll fall all over ya.

Squinky · 09-10-2006, 03:52 PM

Until she realises that you're just doing it to get in her pants, of course.

bulldog · 09-10-2006, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Squinky

Until she realises that you're just doing it to get in her pants, of course.

Yeap I agree, that is the quickest way to lose the girl and probly get your nuts kicked. be your self and she will like you.

Giligan · 09-10-2006, 03:56 PM

Don't be ridiculous. Anyone who takes the time to be witty and sophisticated is not bothering to think about that. No, just engage her in conversation, invite her to the next dance, (not the movies) then learn how to dance, and be sure to kiss her hand at the end of the dance, (assuming you haven't already made a buffoon of yourself by dancing). Girls love a guy who can dance.

Jatsie · 09-10-2006, 04:01 PM

What's so special about getting in a girl's pants?

Sure they have that cool little pocket for your lipbalm, but they're too binding in the crotch.

bulldog · 09-10-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

What's so special about getting in a girl's pants?

Sure they have that cool little pocket for your lipbalm, but they're too binding in the crotch.

I guess you wouldn’t think much about getting into a girls pants. have you ever ventured past the little pocket that the lip balm goes in? once you get past the pocket you might find something nice.

RLacey · 09-10-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

What's so special about getting in a girl's pants?

Sure they have that cool little pocket for your lipbalm, but they're too binding in the crotch.

*guffaw*™

To ask a more pertinent question, though: how has a spin-off from the Thread™ Must Die turned into a discussion of how Hammerite should pretend to be something that he's not in order to woo a girl?

Giligan · 09-10-2006, 04:06 PM

This will make the Thread II lose weight.

RLacey · 09-10-2006, 04:07 PM

That's what they all say.

Or something.

pinkgothic · 09-10-2006, 04:16 PM

Who are you all to say the thread must diet? Feh. The thread should have as many posts as it pleases, of the flavours it likes.

Squinky · 09-10-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Giligan

Don't be ridiculous. Anyone who takes the time to be witty and sophisticated is not bothering to think about that. No, just engage her in conversation, invite her to the next dance, (not the movies) then learn how to dance, and be sure to kiss her hand at the end of the dance, (assuming you haven't already made a buffoon of yourself by dancing). Girls love a guy who can dance.

Unless the girl in question can't dance, in which case she'll just end up feeling resentful.

Oh, and if you must kiss her hand, please don't make it a wet kiss. Having some strange guy's spit wind up all over one's hand is disgusting, no matter how good a dancer he is.

Squinky · 09-10-2006, 04:25 PM

Loving to dance has nothing to do with being good at it, though. I love dancing; however, I tend to look like I'm having a seizure when doing so.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go clean my dolls.

Panthera · 09-10-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

But didn't you know, Squinky? All girls love to dance. When they're not playing with dolls or doing the cleaning, that is...

You're going to get yourself killed someday, you know that?

Either by some feminist militant who reads this and desides to track you down, or by being mothered to death by a woman that actually believes in that herself..

..and you forgot cooking dinner..

Edit:
You removed your post?

RLacey · 09-10-2006, 04:26 PM

Hmm. I evidently decided to remove that post a little too late.

To clarify for the feminist militants now on my tail... I was joking. And I'd read Squinky's post incorrectly anyway, which was what led to me deciding to remove it.

Now get back into the kitchen, you two...

Squinky · 09-10-2006, 04:27 PM

I think this thread's turning bulimic.

RLacey · 09-10-2006, 04:28 PM

Not pleasant. Where have all the posts gone to now, though?

Giligan · 09-10-2006, 04:28 PM

The fact is, "Feminism" is a scheme invented by men in order to get women to not only do house work for them, but to also build their houses, fight their wars, work in their factorys, and do all the dirty work. We men want to play adventure games and eat and drink beer all day long. If we convince you ladies about "feminism" being good, then we won't have to do any work very soon.

Squinky · 09-10-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Not pleasant. Where have all the posts gone to now, though?

Here.

Panthera · 09-10-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Not pleasant. Where have all the posts gone to now, though?

They've followed the adventuregamegenre..

oh, I'm evil...

And making myself sad..

Squinky · 09-10-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Giligan

The fact is, "Feminism" is a scheme invented by men in order to get women to not only do house work for them, but to also build their houses, fight their wars, and do all the dirty work.

Not to mention have sex with them. Take control of your sexuality my ass!

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Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Don't be ridiculous. Anyone who takes the time to be witty and sophisticated is not bothering to think about that. No, just engage her in conversation, invite her to the next dance, (not the movies) then learn how to dance, and be sure to kiss her hand at the end of the dance, (assuming you haven't already made a buffoon of yourself by dancing). Girls love a guy who can dance. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

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Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Loving to dance has nothing to do with being good at it, though. I love dancing; however, I tend to look like I'm having a seizure when doing so. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go clean my dolls. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

09-10-2006, 04:26 PM	#54
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Hmm. I evidently decided to remove that post a little too late. To clarify for the feminist militants now on my tail... I was joking. And I'd read Squinky's post incorrectly anyway, which was what led to me deciding to remove it. Now get back into the kitchen, you two... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

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09-10-2006, 04:28 PM	#56
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