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Old 09-10-2006, 04:17 PM   #51
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Originally Posted by Giligan
Don't be ridiculous. Anyone who takes the time to be witty and sophisticated is not bothering to think about that. No, just engage her in conversation, invite her to the next dance, (not the movies) then learn how to dance, and be sure to kiss her hand at the end of the dance, (assuming you haven't already made a buffoon of yourself by dancing). Girls love a guy who can dance.
Unless the girl in question can't dance, in which case she'll just end up feeling resentful.

Oh, and if you must kiss her hand, please don't make it a wet kiss. Having some strange guy's spit wind up all over one's hand is disgusting, no matter how good a dancer he is.
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