Thread Must Die! - Page 400

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-20-2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Whatever.

Don't make me flirt with you again.

*stepurhan* · 06-20-2006, 02:23 PM

Useless fact of the day.

Rob's contribution just to this thread comes to nearly 54% of the number he's posted on the more serious forums above Chit-Chat.

Will we one day acheive parity? Will his contribuition to this thread ever equal his counted posts?

Jelena · 06-20-2006, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

Rob's contribution just to this thread comes to nearly 54% of the number he's posted on the more serious forums above Chit-Chat.

Where do you find statistics like that?

RLacey · 06-20-2006, 02:45 PM

He's an accountant. He makes up figures.

Jelena · 06-20-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

He's an accountant. He makes up figures.

So that's what accountants do.

RLacey · 06-20-2006, 02:47 PM

I guess so.

seebaruk · 06-20-2006, 02:47 PM

Only 64% of accountants make up figures. The rest of them are busy sucking the devils cock (Thank you Bill Hicks for this joke, RIP)

RLacey · 06-20-2006, 02:49 PM

Apostrophes are free, you know...

*Melanie68* · 06-20-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Only 64% of accountants make up figures. The rest of them are busy sucking the devils cock (Thank you Bill Hicks for this joke, RIP)

You used a naughty word...

Lucien and Step are gonna kick your ass.

seebaruk · 06-20-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Apostrophes are free, you know...

Go out and have sex for ****s sakes, this grammar shit is getting old!

Sage · 06-20-2006, 03:39 PM

Gentlemen, gentlemen...calm down. There's no need to get snarky.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-20-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

Go out and have sex for ****s sakes, this grammar shit is getting old!

I think he's scared. He'll get over it. Some time.

Jatsie · 06-20-2006, 04:32 PM

He doesn't need to get completely over it, one leg will suffice.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-20-2006, 04:51 PM

That's a technique, though. I'm not sure he knows much about technique at this point.

Jatsie · 06-20-2006, 05:30 PM

He's probably hoping he can just lay back and think of England.

Hehe.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-20-2006, 05:55 PM

He wants to have sex with England?

Jatsie · 06-20-2006, 06:04 PM

It wouldn't surprise me, Robsie's been known to carry around a flower pot filled with finest English topsoil, in case he needs to knock a quick one out.

I was actually thinking of a famous quotation from Queen Victoria. She said to her daughter with regards to her wedding night: "just lay back and think of England." It seemed appropriate as Robsie exhibits a similar attitude to sex.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-20-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

It wouldn't surprise me, Robsie's been known to carry around a flower pot filled with finest English topsoil, in case he needs to knock a quick one out.

If that were the case, shouldn't it be bottomsoil instead?

Quote:

I was actually thinking of a famous quotation from Queen Victoria. She said to her daughter with regards to her wedding night: "just lay back and think of England." It seemed appropriate as Robsie exhibits a similar attitude to sex.

You sure? How do you know he's patriotic? For all we know he could be thinking of New Guinea and be totally getting off on it.

Jatsie · 06-20-2006, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

If that were the case, shouldn't it be bottomsoil instead?

Haha. That's a classic! You actually made me laugh out loud, which is a rarity.

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You sure? How do you know he's patriotic? For all we know he could be thinking of New Guinea and be totally getting off on it.

Robsie seems to be trying to perpetuate the image of the consummate Englishman, and that involves being loyal to king and country. He could, however, very well have a little something exotic on the side, the treasonous swine!

*Melanie68* · 06-20-2006, 07:03 PM

When Rob's away the mice will play. I sense a

in the future.

06-20-2006, 02:23 PM	#7982
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06-20-2006, 02:45 PM	#7984
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06-20-2006, 02:47 PM	#7987
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06-20-2006, 02:49 PM	#7988
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06-20-2006, 03:39 PM	#7991
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06-20-2006, 04:51 PM	#7994
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06-20-2006, 05:55 PM	#7996
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06-20-2006, 06:04 PM	#7997
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