Robber Allegedly Holds Up Bar With Ham Sandwich

footawn · 11-30-2005, 05:24 AM

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_326075957.html

awesome.

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-30-2005, 04:37 PM

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The ham-robber fell on his way out of the bar and was arrested.

You know, that's what he gets for flunking out of charm school. I hope the arresting officer didn't eat the evidence.

Toefur · 11-30-2005, 08:19 PM

I would like to be that man. That is what I call pure genius.

Maquisard · 11-30-2005, 08:25 PM

I've also heard of a man robbing a bank in the nude. I think everyone was fixated on his penile appendage, so no one could give a facial description. The pubic description was quite detailed, however.

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-30-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mares

The pubic description was quite detailed, however.

Don't you mean, the pubic description?

Maquisard · 11-30-2005, 08:43 PM

That's what I said? As in pubic hairs. *snortle*

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-30-2005, 09:02 PM

Ah, I missed that because I was already thinking of the pun already.

It's a public pubic event.

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