Why We Hate Kevin Federline

SakSquash · 11-04-2005, 05:03 PM

I can't be the only one. I'll start:

His upcoming rap album has some of the worst lyrics ever.

"Back then they called me K. Fed/ But you can call me daddy instead ... Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner ... I know y'all wish you was in my position/Cause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin/ I'm not your brother, not your uncle, I'm daddy, dude."

"Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue/My prediction is that y'all gonna hate me and this style we create, straight 2008/But I know that you really can't wait, cuz people are always asking me when's the release date/Well maybe baby you can wait and see and until then all these Pavarottis followin' me/Getting anxious? Go take a peek/ I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day of the week ..."

11-04-2005, 05:18 PM

Rap is dead to me.

SakSquash · 11-04-2005, 06:15 PM

I'll go again.

At their wedding, Kevin made the groomsmen wear white sweatsuits with the word "Pimp" stiched in the back.

Sage · 11-04-2005, 06:25 PM

Ugh.
He's white trash even by my standards.

lumi · 11-04-2005, 07:11 PM

I'm glad I don't know who this guy is.

artwking4 · 11-04-2005, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider Crusoe

I'm glad I don't know who this guy is.

He married Britney Spears and put his seed in her belly. And now there's a little mini-Federline crawling around nearby. Oh no! It's behind you!

Sage · 11-04-2005, 08:22 PM

He has also spawned a mess of other Federlines by previous wives/girlfriends/whatever.

*Melanie68* · 11-04-2005, 08:32 PM

While she was still pregnant, they would refer to the baby as 'the Federletus.'

11-04-2005, 05:03 PM	#1
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	Why We Hate Kevin Federline I can't be the only one. I'll start: His upcoming rap album has some of the worst lyrics ever. "Back then they called me K. Fed/ But you can call me daddy instead ... Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner ... I know y'all wish you was in my position/Cause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin/ I'm not your brother, not your uncle, I'm daddy, dude." "Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue/My prediction is that y'all gonna hate me and this style we create, straight 2008/But I know that you really can't wait, cuz people are always asking me when's the release date/Well maybe baby you can wait and see and until then all these Pavarottis followin' me/Getting anxious? Go take a peek/ I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day of the week ..." Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by SakSquash; 11-04-2005 at 06:09 PM.

11-04-2005, 05:18 PM	#2
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	Rap is dead to me. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-04-2005, 06:15 PM	#3
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	I'll go again. At their wedding, Kevin made the groomsmen wear white sweatsuits with the word "Pimp" stiched in the back. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-04-2005, 06:25 PM	#4
Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	Ugh. He's white trash even by my standards. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

11-04-2005, 07:11 PM	#5
lumi Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Washington, USA Posts: 2,120	I'm glad I don't know who this guy is. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-04-2005, 08:22 PM	#7
Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	He has also spawned a mess of other Federlines by previous wives/girlfriends/whatever. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

11-04-2005, 08:32 PM	#8
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	While she was still pregnant, they would refer to the baby as 'the Federletus.' Share Share this post on Twitter

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