The War to End All Wars

10-10-2005, 08:40 AM

Jedi Counsel > The Enterprise

Sith > Borg

SakSquash · 10-10-2005, 08:43 AM

Shut up nerds.

10-10-2005, 08:45 AM

Laugh now, jock. We will enherit the earth.

SakSquash · 10-10-2005, 08:46 AM

Jock? Hmmm...well...I WAS on the bowling team in HS for one year....

10-10-2005, 08:47 AM

I'll bet you got all the ladies.

SakSquash · 10-10-2005, 08:48 AM

I did actually thankyouverymuch!

10-10-2005, 08:49 AM

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me

SakSquash · 10-10-2005, 08:52 AM

Look, I know the dating scene can get bleak, but sex with garden tools just isn't the answer.

10-10-2005, 08:53 AM

Sometimes a guy gets lonely.

pinkgothic · 10-10-2005, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamNMax

Sith > Borg

Depends on whether or not the Borg can recalibrate their shields to counter the energy of a lightsabre or not.

SakSquash · 10-10-2005, 08:59 AM

Oh you kids.

Jazhara7 · 10-10-2005, 09:16 AM

Other. And by other I mean:

Squirrels* vs. Humanity

ALSO

Ducks vs. Humanity

I don't think there will be a war against the penguins. They are not the kind of bird to openly wage war. They are better at infiltrating our society and slowly taking over the government and everything.

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* mainly grey ones

SakSquash · 10-10-2005, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Other. And by other I mean:

Squirrels* vs. Humanity

ALSO

Ducks vs. Humanity

I don't think there will be a war against the penguins. They are not the kind of bird to openly wage war. They are better at infiltrating our society and slowly taking over the government and everything.

-

* mainly grey ones

If squirrels are mounting up to fight us, I know of their base of operations. It's called New Paltz, NY.

squarejawhero · 10-10-2005, 09:20 AM

It's more likely to be Rats Vs Humanity, seeing as they outnumber us something like 3:1 in major cities.

SakSquash · 10-10-2005, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

It's more likely to be Rats Vs Humanity, seeing as they outnumber us something like 3:1 in major cities.

!!!

You stole my book idea you bastard! The one i'm not going to talk about.

squarejawhero · 10-10-2005, 09:24 AM

Chexcellent.

I'm an ideas man, I guess.

*signs with publisher*

What were you saying?

Lucien21 · 10-10-2005, 10:05 AM

It's the

You need to watch out for.

Slimey buggers

Jazhara7 · 10-10-2005, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

If squirrels are mounting up to fight us, I know of their base of operations. It's called New Paltz, NY.

I know of that base. It's only a cover. The real base is somewhere else, somewhere hidden*. I am working on the reports of the Empire's agent's which have been sent out to find everything about this conspiracy. Also, as I am the Empress and head agent (I like to keep things under control), I am in discussions with the red squirrels, to support us. They demand that we protect them, which I am willing to do. However, we have to try harder. Already the grey squirrels have invaded parts of Italy - They are slowly approaching the rest of the world.

If this goes on at this same rapid pace, I am afraid I will have to retreat to the emergency Headquarters.

Following is the current Squirrel Alert Level:

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* meaning it is right in front of us, so we can't see it.

RLacey · 10-10-2005, 10:21 AM

Out of the poll choices, Star Trek.

The squirrels, meanwhile, will win. Have you ever managed to catch a squirrel? Didn't think so. And the things can spread disease.

Fear the squirrels. Or go "aww, aren't they cute" like I do.

Ninth · 10-10-2005, 03:26 PM

I'm afraid that this is a serious case of "shit up, nerds".

Uh, wait, can anyone remind me why I'm posting on an Internet forum at 2AM again?

EDIT: I'll let the typo in "shut" for the sake of entertainment. Mock away.

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10-10-2005, 09:16 AM	#12
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	Other. And by other I mean: Squirrels* vs. Humanity ALSO Ducks vs. Humanity I don't think there will be a war against the penguins. They are not the kind of bird to openly wage war. They are better at infiltrating our society and slowly taking over the government and everything. - * mainly grey ones Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

10-10-2005, 09:20 AM	#14
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10-10-2005, 10:21 AM	#19
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Out of the poll choices, Star Trek. The squirrels, meanwhile, will win. Have you ever managed to catch a squirrel? Didn't think so. And the things can spread disease. Fear the squirrels. Or go "aww, aren't they cute" like I do. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

10-10-2005, 03:26 PM	#20
Ninth Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Paris, France Posts: 6,409	I'm afraid that this is a serious case of "shit up, nerds". Uh, wait, can anyone remind me why I'm posting on an Internet forum at 2AM again? EDIT: I'll let the typo in "shut" for the sake of entertainment. Mock away. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ ...It's down there somewhere. Let me have another look.