How To Destroy The Earth

pinkgothic · 10-03-2005, 07:40 PM

This page is a great resource to figure out just what is needed to destroy the earth. To quote, destruction of the earth is defined as follows for purposes of the mission:

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For the purposes of what I hope to be a technically and scientifically accurate document, I will define our goal thus: by any means necessary, to change the Earth into something other than a planet. Any of the following forms could represent success: two or more planets; any number of smaller asteroids; a dust cloud; a more exotic object such as a quantum singularity. But the list does not end here.

It's a massive barrel of giggles!

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-03-2005, 08:41 PM

What the hell is quantum singularity? Having sex with people all over the place without committing to any of them? Guess that could destroy the planet in some way, I guess.

That reminds me, I should really call my brother and catch up. He's a physicist.

Erwin_Br · 10-04-2005, 02:23 AM

If we all started jumping, maybe Earth will get out of orbit.

--Erwin

saucyminx · 10-04-2005, 03:16 AM

I like this article.

Jeysie · 10-04-2005, 05:13 AM

Trep: IIRC, quantum singularity = black hole, essentially.

Anyhoo. I've read that page before, and it's a total hoot. Make sure to read his other pages too, they're also quite amusing.

Peace & Luv, Liz

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-04-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeysie

Trep: IIRC, quantum singularity = black hole, essentially.

How is that different from having sex with many people but going to home alone in the end?

Jeysie · 10-04-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeysie

Trep: IIRC, quantum singularity = black hole, essentially.

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Originally Posted by Trep

How is that different from having sex with many people but going to home alone in the end?

Well, again IIRC, a black hole is caused by intense gravity warping space inward. So I think it would be more like having a lot of people drawn into having sex with you, and then they're all trapped not being able to leave you afterwards because they've become at one with you.

Furthermore, any new people that pass by also get sucked into the vortex. It's like a mad people orgy that never ends!

... All right, that thought went a little wrong somewhere.

Peace & Luv, Liz

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-04-2005, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeysie

Well, again IIRC, a black hole is caused by intense gravity warping space inward. So I think it would be more like having a lot of people drawn into having sex with you, and then they're all trapped not being able to leave you afterwards because they've become at one with you.

Furthermore, any new people that pass by also get sucked into the vortex. It's like a mad people orgy that never ends!

Story of my life, actually.

Damn, you're good.

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... All right, that thought went a little wrong somewhere.

No it didn't.

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