Happy Birthday SamNMax! - Page 2

SakSquash · 08-08-2005, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by gillyruless

Sam, you'd better wash the durag at least a few time before you touch it! The men's room at Port Authority is basically a giant urinal.

Ok come on! They aren't that bad! I was brave enough to pinch a loaf there and I HATE public bathrooms.

AFGNCAAP · 08-08-2005, 10:45 AM

HappyNBirthday!

Jazhara7 · 08-08-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by gillyruless

Sam, you'd better wash the durag at least a few time before you touch it! The men's room at Port Authority is basically a giant urinal.

Isn't everywhere? I thought it was a law or something...

*gets out her lawbook of the universe*

Ah, yes here. § 7 article 4 of the law for public restrooms:

All hygenic facilites for the male members of the species Homo Sapiens have to resemble a lake of steaming pee*.

The hygenic facilities for the female members of said species are to be actually in a state of precious hygiene, however, the access to these hollowed halls are to be hindered by the holy cue of trial**!

* urine

** which at the same time serves to stop any men from even *THINKING* of entering and turn it into a likeness of their "hygenic" facilities.
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gillyruless · 08-08-2005, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Isn't everywhere? I thought it was a law or something...

*gets out her lawbook of the universe*

Ah, yes here. § 7 article 4 of the law for public restrooms:

All hygenic facilites for the male members of the species Homo Sapiens have to resemble a lake of steaming pee*.

The hygenic facilities for the female members of said species are to be actually in a state of precious hygiene, however, the access to these hollowed halls are to be hindered by the holy cue of trial**!

* urine

** which at the same time serves to stop any men from even *THINKING* of entering and turn it into a likeness of their "hygenic" facilities.
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If women ruled the world, the bathroom eidtion....

artwking4 · 08-08-2005, 12:16 PM

happy birthday, eh!

RLacey · 08-08-2005, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by gillyruless

The fact that there's a drain right next to the bottom of that toilet is so apt

.

Talas · 08-08-2005, 12:52 PM

¡Feliz cumpleaños!

*stepurhan* · 08-09-2005, 12:35 PM

Belated but Happpy Birthday dude!!

Now your birthday's over can you let me have your address so I can come round and .....erm...... borrow all those cool presents you got?

Intrepid Homoludens · 08-09-2005, 01:16 PM

[imagines stepsie in a du-rag]

*stepurhan* · 08-09-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

[imagines stepsie in a du-rag]

OK, I looked up Durag and I just keep coming up with loads of energy efficientl stuff which seems more than reasonable since my house is run on wind power already (Note to self : Order more baked beans

)

But assuming they're some sort of headscarf thing like temporaryscar's pictures, that's just so not me. Got to let the locks flow free while I've still got them you know. I've already got a forehead the size of Nebraska. (For UK residents of a certain age, my school nickname was Tefal)

Intrepid Homoludens · 08-09-2005, 02:19 PM

Well......you're white. It would look so weird on you as it would on me (I'm Asian). Come to thing of it, if I saw Maxsie in it I'd laugh myself into next Thursday.

08-09-2005, 03:11 PM

**** u busta im gangsta fo real

Intrepid Homoludens · 08-09-2005, 03:14 PM

I hate you.

SakSquash · 08-09-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SamNMax

**** u busta im gangsta fo real

Damn you max. Why did you trick me into buying GTA: SA? It's buggy as hell. You got the juice now!

08-09-2005, 03:56 PM

What? No it isn't.

SakSquash · 08-09-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SamNMax

What? No it isn't.

Are you nuts? Maybe not for you and a select few, but most people are having trouble with it. First, my dvd drive wont read the disc (it installed though), so I had to download a NoDVD game crack and now, after about 15 mins of playing it crashes to desktop. A lot of people are having the same problem as well. Don't believe me? Check it!

smashing · 08-09-2005, 04:35 PM

Hee hee~! Who would have thought that the forbidden fruit is full of bugs?

SakSquash · 08-09-2005, 04:48 PM

Expensive fruit too. With $30 for the game and $50 for a new DVD-RW drive, this is turning out to be an expensive game.

08-09-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Are you nuts? Maybe not for you and a select few, but most people are having trouble with it. First, my dvd drive wont read the disc (it installed though), so I had to download a NoDVD game crack and now, after about 15 mins of playing it crashes to desktop. A lot of people are having the same problem as well. Don't believe me? Check it!

Lawl. I haven't opened my PC version yet.

lumi · 08-09-2005, 05:02 PM

have a wacky, fun birthday

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08-09-2005, 12:35 PM	#28
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Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Well......you're white. It would look so weird on you as it would on me (I'm Asian). Come to thing of it, if I saw Maxsie in it I'd laugh myself into next Thursday. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

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