02-16-2009, 01:52 PM | #9481 |
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^ goes outside nurseries and daycare centres with a megaphone and reads out, very loudly, from a book entitled "Banned Short Stories Regarding Murder And Other Most Heinous Crimes".
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02-16-2009, 02:15 PM | #9482 |
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^ writes childrens books about the fine art of "Bogger Picking"
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02-16-2009, 08:53 PM | #9483 |
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^ Tried to cash in on the Robert Munsch craze with her new book, "Gross Families Do Pick Their Noses (and Eat the Boogers Too)".
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02-17-2009, 07:12 PM | #9484 |
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^ Is the reason why my kids are still making me read (Good Families don't).....wait a minute, thats not really a rumor....
^Is a Robert Munsch groupie
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02-17-2009, 07:34 PM | #9485 |
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^ Is not actually married with children but in fact a TGGG (Teenaged Giggly Girl Groupie), who hangs out at the mall with dozens of other TGGGs, wearing too much makeup, pointing and giggling at uncool kids or senior citizens, and developing crushes on Zach Efron.
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02-17-2009, 07:45 PM | #9486 |
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teehee oh my......
^ wants to be part of the TGGG group.... so he can get close to Zach Efron so he can sell Adventure game t-shirts on the side of the road.
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02-17-2009, 08:36 PM | #9487 |
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^ Is secretly taking my Wish-Corrupting refresher course.
Repeat after me... 'Twisted'... not 'nice'.
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02-18-2009, 05:00 AM | #9488 |
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/\ Wears "Zach Efron for Dictator" shirt
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02-19-2009, 11:00 AM | #9489 |
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^ is a Zach Efron stalker
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02-19-2009, 01:09 PM | #9490 |
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^ loves to eat chocolate lettuce.
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02-19-2009, 02:13 PM | #9491 |
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^ Likes ketchup on hamburgers, hot dogs, french fries, vanilla ice cream and coffee.
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02-19-2009, 02:27 PM | #9492 |
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^ likes chocolate dipped fingers with his coffee
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02-19-2009, 05:19 PM | #9493 |
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/\Eats chocolate covered steak fingers.
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02-19-2009, 06:11 PM | #9494 |
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^ has stinky fish fingers
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02-19-2009, 07:17 PM | #9495 |
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^ Spends a fortune on bright red lipstick for her gigantic fish lips.
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02-19-2009, 07:23 PM | #9496 |
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^ bought red fish lips b/c he was jealous of my hot lips
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02-19-2009, 07:53 PM | #9497 |
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^ Will be able to retire shortly and live comfortably for years using the earnings from the hot fish lips kissing booth she operates on weekends.
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02-19-2009, 07:57 PM | #9498 |
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^ spent a lot of money on the above mentioned kissing booth.
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02-20-2009, 04:26 AM | #9499 |
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^ is jealous b/c everyone likes my fish lips
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02-20-2009, 05:09 AM | #9500 |
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/\ Tempts me to make sucker fish jokes.
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