08-01-2007, 02:17 AM | #8921 |
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08-01-2007, 04:17 AM | #8922 |
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^ asked some Soylent Green for a date, but was rejected
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08-01-2007, 05:12 AM | #8923 |
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^ raped a cactus
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08-01-2007, 05:15 AM | #8924 |
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^ Likes to keep cactus is his pants for feel good reasons
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08-01-2007, 05:30 AM | #8925 |
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^ was reminded of a traumatic time when she saw that cactus... a traumatic time that she would probably never forget... a time that haunted her very mind and soul whenever the wind blew from the west... from the west... where that forest was. The forest where her whole perception of the world, other human beings and even existence itself were dramatically altered.
There was a war on 5 years ago, and there was word that enemies were hiding in Balshevsta Forest, one of the largest forests in the world, she, and five others, would go into the forest and root out the enemies, who were making plans... and little did anyone know just how devastating this operation would be. Yes, the memories of the devastation caused are everywhere... in the sound of the waves, in the sound of the wind... even the closing theme tune to Frasier reminds those concerned of the devastation, the destruction, and the terrible pain... all of those scrambled eggs... all of those scrambled eggs... all of those scrambled eggs... Good night, Seattle.
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08-01-2007, 06:10 AM | #8926 |
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^ forgot the tossed salad with his scrambled eggs.
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08-01-2007, 06:11 AM | #8927 |
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08-01-2007, 06:22 AM | #8928 |
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^ keeps dwarves inside tupperware containers
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08-01-2007, 06:24 AM | #8929 |
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^ has an imp in his camera.
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08-01-2007, 07:09 AM | #8930 |
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^ has a gimp in his wardrobe
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08-01-2007, 10:38 AM | #8931 |
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^ tossed the gimp.
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08-01-2007, 10:51 AM | #8932 |
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^ has dwarves that dress him each morning
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08-01-2007, 10:56 AM | #8933 |
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^ ran from the spectral dwarves for five straight hours. Robbie had been killed a while ago, she had heard the familiar squeal of pain that could've only been Robbie... the only one she had told about the crystalline skull... that damned skull... she wondered whether that was the catalyst for all the strange happenings in the forest. She'd considered just throwing it down and running, but then she thought: 'that's what the damn thing WANTS me to do'.
She continued to run, eternally trying to gather back the surviving members of the group... and then find out the traitor who had exposed them earlier to the Communists.
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08-01-2007, 11:58 AM | #8934 |
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^ is desperately hoping for a publishing deal.
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08-01-2007, 12:17 PM | #8935 |
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^ is desperately hopping
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08-01-2007, 12:20 PM | #8936 |
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^ Is a desperate housegamer
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08-01-2007, 12:35 PM | #8937 |
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08-01-2007, 01:23 PM | #8938 |
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^ is desperately seeking a small medium at large (oops, that's Particia, not Rosanna)
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08-01-2007, 02:38 PM | #8939 |
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^ is desperately seeking Susan
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08-01-2007, 02:42 PM | #8940 |
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