Thread Must Die! - Page 1584

Giligan · 09-30-2008, 02:20 PM

Wow. I just called an admissions official at a college, and her voice was so... sexy. I have no idea what she looks like but her voice would be enough even if she was ugly. Damn.

Squinky · 09-30-2008, 02:45 PM

You're sure you didn't call a 1-900 number by mistake?

Giligan · 09-30-2008, 02:55 PM

Actually, it wasn'so much a sexy voice as it was a voice that makes one feel, you know, all warm and fuzzy inside. I wonder if it's okay for students to ask staff to go on a date?

Squinky · 09-30-2008, 03:31 PM

Should be okay if they don't actually have administrative power over you (e.g. they aren't your teacher or anything). If they do, then you're best off waiting until you're no longer a student.

Giligan · 09-30-2008, 03:49 PM

Hmm. Well, that's encouraging, as unlikely as the date may be.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 09-30-2008, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

Balls.

Scrotum!

Ferengi Quote of the Day: "You... you cloth your women?"

Squinky · 09-30-2008, 08:19 PM

I didn't know "cloth" could be a verb.

UPtimist · 10-01-2008, 05:44 AM

Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?

RLacey · 10-01-2008, 08:10 AM

Pretend to steer for me for a second, would you Max?

Hammerite · 10-01-2008, 08:24 AM

http://cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/index.php
THE CYLINDER PRESERVATION AND DIGITIZATION PROJECT!

RLacey · 10-01-2008, 09:01 AM

Indeed.

Oh, and 26%

Squinky · 10-01-2008, 09:08 AM

Max was amazed to discover that whenever Sam said "You crack me up, little buddy," what he really meant was "I love you."

RLacey · 10-01-2008, 09:14 AM

Quite.

Jelena · 10-01-2008, 09:26 AM

Vulcan quote of the day:
"Change is the essential process of all existence."

Squinky · 10-01-2008, 09:30 AM

Change is only essential if you pay with cash.

RLacey · 10-01-2008, 09:46 AM

I don't know... change is pretty important for paying your bus fare.

Squinky · 10-01-2008, 10:06 AM

Except if you buy a bus pass, or tickets.

Giligan · 10-01-2008, 10:10 AM

Prepare for unforseen consequences.

Squinky · 10-01-2008, 10:20 AM

Your birth was an unforeseen consequence.

RLacey · 10-01-2008, 10:50 AM

Unforeseen, or undesired?

09-30-2008, 02:20 PM	#31661
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Wow. I just called an admissions official at a college, and her voice was so... sexy. I have no idea what she looks like but her voice would be enough even if she was ugly. Damn. Share Share this post on Twitter

09-30-2008, 02:45 PM	#31662
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	You're sure you didn't call a 1-900 number by mistake? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

09-30-2008, 02:55 PM	#31663
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Actually, it wasn'so much a sexy voice as it was a voice that makes one feel, you know, all warm and fuzzy inside. I wonder if it's okay for students to ask staff to go on a date? Share Share this post on Twitter

09-30-2008, 03:31 PM	#31664
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Should be okay if they don't actually have administrative power over you (e.g. they aren't your teacher or anything). If they do, then you're best off waiting until you're no longer a student. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

09-30-2008, 03:49 PM	#31665
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Hmm. Well, that's encouraging, as unlikely as the date may be. Share Share this post on Twitter

09-30-2008, 08:19 PM	#31667
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	I didn't know "cloth" could be a verb. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

10-01-2008, 05:44 AM	#31668
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me? Share Share this post on Twitter

10-01-2008, 08:10 AM	#31669
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Pretend to steer for me for a second, would you Max? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

10-01-2008, 08:24 AM	#31670
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	http://cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/index.php THE CYLINDER PRESERVATION AND DIGITIZATION PROJECT! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

10-01-2008, 09:01 AM	#31671
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Indeed. Oh, and 26% Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

10-01-2008, 09:08 AM	#31672
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Max was amazed to discover that whenever Sam said "You crack me up, little buddy," what he really meant was "I love you." Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

10-01-2008, 09:14 AM	#31673
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Quite. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

10-01-2008, 09:26 AM	#31674
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10-01-2008, 09:30 AM	#31675
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Change is only essential if you pay with cash. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

10-01-2008, 09:46 AM	#31676
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I don't know... change is pretty important for paying your bus fare. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

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10-01-2008, 10:06 AM	#31677
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Except if you buy a bus pass, or tickets. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

10-01-2008, 10:10 AM	#31678
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Prepare for unforseen consequences. Share Share this post on Twitter

10-01-2008, 10:20 AM	#31679
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Your birth was an unforeseen consequence. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

10-01-2008, 10:50 AM	#31680
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Unforeseen, or undesired? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.