Otto Thompson just got a reply to his date ad. But instead of happiness he’s about to find bitter disappointment. The beautiful girl he chatted with turns out to be a hairy Russian dude, who promptly kidnaps him. Otto wakes up in what just might be the oddest Soviet era Bunker he has ever been unwillingly dragged to. In order to escape, our young hipster must struggle with old technology and ponder cultural differences in solving puzzles as things take one ridiculous turn after another until the inevitable epic confrontation with the final boss.