I was just returning a video when all of a sudden, there she was… the woman of my dreams. The next thing I know, I’m duking it out with these dudes in cheap polyester suits, getting shot in the chest, and waking up in some parallel world called Eseveron. As if that weren’t enough, I’ve got to solve the centuries old mystery of this primitive place, avoid death by just about every possible means, and save my sorry hide (not to mention the planet.) But hey, how bad can it be? The babes are wearing fur bikinis!