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^ loves dressing in aluminium foil to look like a character from early sci-fi and dancing the tango.
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^ is a closet carpet muncher :devil:
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^ no longer has carpets in her closet after a recent visit by Rob.
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^Is a maker of stucco decorations.
<Cannot have a carpet in her closet, because it's not really suitable to walk in. It used to stand in another room, which explains that it is not a walk-in. - :) :) :) :) :) :) :) |
^ can't come out of the closet. (as she couldn't step inside it in the first place)
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^ Is scared that the skeletons in the closet will make him a prissy drag queen.
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^went into Stepurhan's house the other night to put in some skeletons in his closet.
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^Supplied the skeletons from her personal army of undead.
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^ Dared me to put hairy scary balls in the closet.
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^^ ^^^ have rather strange ideas about how much space there is in my closets. |
^threw out all of Mrs Urhan's clothes to fit the skeletons in his closet.
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^ is trying to kill me (if she thinks I'd survive throwing ANYTHING of Mrs Urhan's away)
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^went to IKEA to buy another closet since he's really keen on living.
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^ Is a closet klepto.
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^ removes parts from IKEA furniture so people can't put it together.
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^ is a henpecked husband.
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^ doesn't realise I'm Master of my own house!
My wife has given me permission to say that. |
^ Is the pecker of a hen.
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^Is not really master of his own house, obviously.
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^^ had to ask permission to be the master of his house.
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^^ seem particularly confused about their genders. |
^ Wears a kilt because he has sweaty balls
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^has a thing for balls.
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^ like holding sweaty balls
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^ has a friend called Betty Swollocks.
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^loves to hang out with Betty Bollocks
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^ thinks that she is an internet porn star and has her best friend Betty Bothways by her side.
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^ Is not a porn star, but still wants to change her name to Anita Mandalay anyway.
< May or may not be Dick Assman |
^ will cook okonomiyaki - fried, just the way you like it
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^is actually a bullfrog.
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^ has hairy arm pits.
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^ is hairy all over.
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^Does like an Ancient Egyptian, and makes a point of removing all hair from his body. ALL hair.
(Which they did because in the hot, arid climate it is just more hygenic. Where there's no hair, lice and other such pests have bad luck.) - :) :) :) :) :) :) :) |
^ is the lice picker
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^^ does like Bruno the bigfoot, and makes a point of having hair added all over her body.
^ is one of the lice. |
^ has a furry tongue
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^ has no tongue as a result of an accident involving a lorry full of razor blades and a cat called Dorothy.
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^Is a cat called Dorothy
(RLacey got your tongue? :P ) - :D :D :D :D :D :D :D |
^is a dog called Toto.
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