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^ Likes the smell of dog
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^likes the smell of wet dog
(I kinda expected "smells like cat", but that was probably to obvious..) |
^ smells like cat.
(Nothing is too obvious for me!) |
^likes to snort cat litter
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^ likes to snort litter from the dustbin.
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^lives in a dustbin
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^is helping to dust Bin Laden.
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^ has wheely bin trying to think of wheely bin jokes for a long time.
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^Is wheely whiney
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^ is having dinner at the moment so that he can claim to have been whined and dined.
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^ is not sure what whined and dined really is :P
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^has a maxed-out Diner's Club card
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^ Clubs diners on the head with a loaf of stale bread
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^enjoys clubbing baby seals
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^ enjoys selling baby clubs.
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^enjoys dealing baby spades, hearts and diamonds in Baby Vegas
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^ enforces house rules in Baby Vegas, and sings baby Sinatra tunes on his nights off.
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^in trouble with baby Mafia, over a scandal involving baby showgirls.
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^ in trouble with baby showgirls, which has us all wondering.
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^hangs out at the local Baby Gap.....ewwwwwwwwww
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^ wears blond wigs on Mondays :P
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^has an earwig fetish
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^ collects earwigs and serves them on silver platters
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^ owns the famed "Wig Palace" restaurant, at which LeisureSuitedLooney's earwigs are the most popular dish.
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^ is a food critic that only eats earwigs :P
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^favorite drinking toast? "'ear's to you!"
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^ drinks toast
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^toasts drinks, causing a LOT of burnt tongues...
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^ Is scared that his best friend might be losing her confidence because of some pricks that are horrible and nasty.
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^ Is a fan of the Dutchess of P-
Wait, that might offend someone. |
^often blacks out before writing message board rumors, then covers his tracks subconsciously
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^Cannot eggs figure pigs out eggs simple pigs codes eggs.
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^has sex not sex figured sex out sex how sex to sex write sex subliminal sex messages sex effectively sex
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^ is orgasm absolutely clitoris wrong hymen in semen so intercourse many bukkake ways masturbate
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^ enjoys ending any sentence with "masturbate"......
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^ thinks that masturbate was a character from captain pugwash
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^doesn't wash his pug nearly enough.....
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^ tryed to wash his pug to much and it fell off
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^collects pugs that have fallen off, stores them in a cooler in thesement
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^ Is really a pug. Not that it's so obvious.
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