^Hogs all the giblets

^Has a freakin creepy signature

Oh wait that's not a rumor.

^ has an even creepier signature

^ likes to stuff the turkey.

^IS the Christmas Ham

^ IS NOT the Christmas Ham.

^ roasted his nuts on an open fire

^ likes roasted walnuts as wall hangings

^ hangs walls.

^ is plastered.

^ is dry clad (with a touch of pebbledashing)

^ is stoned (sandstone, I think)

^ is tiled.

^Is wooden

^is Breccia



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^Is a Pia

^hates x-mas

^Hates abbreviated holidays

^likes to throw dead cats at peoples windows before christmas morning I am still trying to get the guts off my window.:)

^ likes run-on sentences, and hates himself for it.

^Loves the self-loathing of others

^ is my shrink.

^ is my expand

^ expands in water.

^Takes it all in like a sponge

^ Takes his alchohol through his pores

^Is known for his porosity

^ is known for his density

^ tells people to make like a tree and get out of here.

^IS a closet Arborist

^thinks that Canadians can grow sequioas in their closets

^ grows mushrooms in his closet.

^ after eating said mushrooms, can see the shadows of past occurances... and occasional shocks of vision from the future. In order to figure out what these mean, he will have to find Doctor Drantstead and prevent one of the biggest nuclear disasters of all time!!
Doctor Drantstead also makes the BEST chocolate-chip cookies. And I mean, THE BEST.

^ prefers eating chocolate-chip cookies to preventing one of the biggest nuclear disasters of all time. (But hey, who doesn't? :D )

^ prefers Lemsip

^ does strange dances in the rain

^Does strange quilting rituals involving going 'Starclad' in the rain

^ wishes he was squottish so he could wear a kquilt

^Is actually a River Gnome

^ Belongs to the plant kingdom mychota