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^ is a fan of Richard Simmons, and that's not a secret.
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^ is Richard Simmons's best friend... RICHARD SIMMONS!!
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^ is Tony Blair's internet alter ego.
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^ had an affair with John Prescott.
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^ is one of the prisoners that Charles Clarke failed to deport.
(Go, British politics!) |
^is the only one who managed to escape Guantanamo.
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^ is still imprisoned at Guantanamo.
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^ enjoys taking long walks on the beach with terrorist suspects on a leash. Likes posing for sexy pictures while showing a "dual pistols" gesture.
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^is a terrorist on a leash.
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^ Has a leash with the name "Mares" spelled out on it in spikes.
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^ is John Prescott's secretary. EeeeeeeeeeWWW! you're superweird!
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^ is Hammerite. hullo.
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^ is actually Hammerite's friend logged in as him.
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^ is
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^ isn't
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^isn´t capabel of making another rumour up.
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^ isn't capabel [sic] of spelling "capable" ;).
[I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.] |
^ Dreams of being a proofreader at a Swedish rap magazine.
By the way, who is John Prescott? |
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^ ^falls into my evil traps. ^just started a Swedish rap magazine. |
^ Has a delightful dark side.
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^ Wears a fake moustache because he's incapable of growing a real one.
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^makes her cat wear a mustache
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^ Has long black whiskers.
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^ is John Prescott himself.
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^ thinks Elvis is still alive and checks papers every day for info.
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^writes Elvis is alive articles just to fool Mares.
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^ still has her pair of fake blue swade shoes
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^ Has a suit made from Ultrasuede®.
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^has green corduroy shoes.
guess what corduroy is called in Swedish: ...........................manchester. it´s true. |
^Has Chartreuse ballet shoes
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^has ruby red slippers
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^has blue suede shoes
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^ Likes the taste of mouthwash
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^ likes the taste of used mouthwash.
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^ Is too cheap to buy alcohol and instead uses mouthwash to make his special "Mint Juleps."
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^ asked for more Mint Juleps.
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^dropped out of Oxford college to work as a bartender.
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^dropped out of Oxford bar to work as a student.
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^ was being knowingly ironic when he used the words "work" and "student" in the same sentence.
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^ makes up rumours about himself in order to bump this thread.
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