^ Wishes she were with Robsie to watch him dance and take pics and make millions selling the pics on eBay.

^ Is an avid eurovision fan.

^ Tries to enter the Eurovision Song Contest every year.

^ tries to enter a shower cabin every year.

^ enters a shower once a year.

^ entered a shower once.

^ rarely showers because he wants to be filthy rich.

^ became filthy rich by proclaiming himself the smelliest man in the world, thus becoming a major attraction.

^ paid the fee required to enter the room and catch a whiff of my infamous odour.

^ ran out of good ideas for rumors 5 pages ago

^ Ran, ran so far away. Just ran, ran all night and day. Couldn't get away

^ ran so far he ended up in tijuana

^ ran over to the States, is originally from Tijuana.

^ Hopes to some day visit Tijuana

^ hopes someday to go to the local shop when he can afford the elusive bus fare.

^ Will suck at direct controlling the characters in Dreamfall when he finally plays it, thus will declare that it destroyed the entire adventure game genre as we know it.

^ photographed himself for his avatar.

^has reformed his spelling into Svedish style.

^ will only play the Swedish version of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, in order to ensure that she sees the message "YOU'RE VINNER!".

^ Is considering leaving college to become a trucker.

^ is considering selling his trucking business and writing romantic novels for a living.

^ Tried to find a copy of Herbert Garrison's "The Valley of the Penises" at a local library, before discovering it wasn't a real book.

^ writes romantic novels about the loving relationship between a trucker and his truck.

edit: youre a placebo fan too. kewl.

^ once wrote a children's story called "Thomas the Truck Engine", but it didn't take off.

^ stole my idea but didnt get a change to plageurise it because he cant write.

^ asked Jaz to correct his spelling, but she had a seizure at the word "plageurise plagiarise".

^is right



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^ ocasionelly spels things rong when no body is looking.

^Is actually unable to speak proper english, or even spell correctly, and is just pretending to be able to do so.


*a muscle in the corner of one eye begins twitching nervously*


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!! *runs around, waving hands around madly*

*suddenly stops. A fizz, and a 'plop' sound are heard, as small cloud of steam is seen puffing off head - Brain short-circuited*



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^ has just certified my patented Jaz TortureMatic™ as ready to use, and will now be enslaved to me forever!

Or something.

^^ Likes to do impressions of potassium being thrown into a trough of water.

^ tried to get me to impresonate a lump of lead thrown into a trough of water, and then saw the sparks fly as the trough broke.

^ shuns chemistry in favour of alchemy and still claims he shall one day have the ability to turn lead into gold.

^Likes to test my newest torture techniques. And loves my classic murder ones. Want another go at the classic "Drowning in a ten hectolitre vat Raspberry Jelly after having been treated by acupuncture with paperclips"?



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^ does has a ten hectolitre vat, but it's actually full of lemon curd.

^ mistook liposuctioned fat for lemon curd.

^ supplied all of the liposuctioned fat from his own person.

^ is having all of the fat injected into his lips.

^ is a specialist in injecting fat into lips.

^ Is a secret fan of Richard Simmons.