^ All your base are belong to him.

^ Set us up the bomb...

^ knows that it's really "set up us the bomb", but felt like misquoting.

^Is going to hand over my dear Iggy, or I'll make him an offer he cannot refuse - Loony Style.




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^has started Loony Style preparations.

^ is providing me with such information to aid my holding of Iggy hostage.

Oh yeah? What you gonna do about it? HUH? ;)

^Can consider himself privileged for getting the full offer, unlike Jack Thompson. The postage to the UK allows me to send a complete horse caracass and not just the head. Maybe I'll even be able to send something bigger...I'm thinking something along the lines of a severed elephant head will do nicely.



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^ doesn't realise that customs would be likely to intercept a dead animal carcass, and that Iggy will thus remain firmly under my control.

^ Does it with his left hand.

^ Uses two hands and KY jelly.

^ Prefers WET™.

^ Was once forced to improvise, and gave a whole new meaning to the expression "a knob of butter"

^ Loves to lick anything with butter on it. Anything.

^ Wonders how hard it will be to smuggle American butter through the gates at Gatwick.

^ Is cursing himself for buying margarine.

^ Wishes he had thought to buy PAM.

^ Once mistook spray on glue for PAM. Forced to walk around for a whole week with one hand in his pants.

^ made his avatar by painting himself with white paint, putting on some sunglasses and standing in front of a white wall.

^ Is insanely jealous of Trep for such a cool idea and is plotting revenge.

^ is worried that he won't be able to come up with a new idea cool enough to beat this last one of his.

^Forgot that I am the Loony Empress Jazhara of the World, i.e. I rule this planet. I just have to play my cards, pull the right strings, go against my policy of non-intervention in local affairs for a minute, and that severed elephant head will be on it's way in a jiffy.

Ah, it feels so good to be the puppeteer.




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^ Was recently issued a restraining order by a judge for stalking this helpless victim.

^ was recently issued a restraining order for stalking Jaz.

^ collects restraining orders in his spare time

^ sells restraining orders on eBay.

^ Sells pictures of himself dressed in various animal costumes on eBay.

^Sells pictures of himself dressed in a giant carrot costume on Ebay.



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^ sells pictures of herself dressed as characters from webcomics on eBay.

^ Sells special autographed pictures of himself dressed in drag as Jaz and sucking on a carrot.

^ provided the "autographs".

^ sells boudoir photographs of himself on eBay.

^ sells photos of RLacey on eBay.

^ Recently bought special autographed pictures of himself dressed in drag as Jaz and sucking on a carrot, for an obscene amount of money.

^ had his ebay store shut down by the fed's for selling pornographic pictures of minors

^ Was recently arrested for possession of pornographic pictures of minors.

^ uses his sunglasses as a monitor.

^ loves "fruit"

^ Is insanely jealous of Trep's 'research' work on the male feds.

^ that "research" got him out of some very serious charges

^^^ is physically incapable of starting a rumour that isn't related to sex.

^^ is physically incapable of starting a rumour that isn't related to sex.

^ is physically incapable of starting a rumour that isn't related to sex.