^ phones random people and laughs into receiver.
< calls Monkey Island et al "strategy games", because "adventure games" is taken by Metroid Prime. V was a lover of LucasArts CEO and convinced him to cancel Sam and Max sequel (you can imagine how). |
^ is a telephone sales operative.
< always did prefer Day of the Tentacle. V thinks that Myst is an FPS. |
^ DOTT is only adventure game he played, actually.
< thinks that FPS stands for "Fully Prerendered Slideshow". V has a face like ":crazy:" smiley |
^ Has a face like :pan: smiley
< Is posting on a forum V Is lying |
^ Is telling the truth (make sense of that :D)
< Has a face like a :spam: smiley V Is not Hammerite (wild guess :P) |
^ Lies two thirds of the time
< Is Hammerite's more sane alt forum account V Does the organism/orgasm freudian slip on purpose |
^ takes great care of his orgasm.
< an expert on all kinds of organisms. V still believes that Organic Four will be released. |
^ Can't tell a fungus from a bacteria. What an expert of organisms he is. :D
< Am a student of mycology. V Sells fake bubblegum sculpture for me. :D |
^ made fake bubblegum sculpture out of slime molds - yuck!
< is atavistic - prefers ferns v wants to be a yeast to bud (sexually) edit - asexually and I did know - it was a typo, I swear! |
^ Don't even know that yeast bud asexually. :P
< *sob! My slime mold died on me just... ;( V isn't interested in the definition of adventure games. :D |
^ Never really loved that slime mould.
< Thinks headshotting zombies with rocket launchers from the first-person perspective is an inventory-based puzzle. V Sometimes posts the wrong reply in the wrong thread due to lack of sleep. |
So, in conclusion, I don't think that you should play King's Quest.
Hope that clears things up. |
^ Might just be right...
BACK TO THE OLD-SKOOL RETRO CLASSIC OF DOING THE ONE-WAY RUMOURINGINGINGING AS OPPOSED TO THREE-WAY ^ :7 "ooh, in't that a bit rude ga's and gals!" |
^ Anus compulsive.
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^ often mistakes "^" for "<".
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^Compiles his posts in a text file.
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^ Compiles his messages in a doc file.
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^ compiles his messages in Paint.
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^ Secretly wishes someone would compare his appearance to that of a famous person. ;)
(Damn! I said I wouldn't post to this thread again after someone wished me dead! Oh well, I'm still kicking for now. :) ) ScottMate |
^ Recently absent from the forums, as he was on a tenth-anniversary vacation with his wife.
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^ Can't face the awful truth of where I really was on Friday night.
ScottMate |
^ Was really eating all-truffles dinner on Friday night. *yum* :D
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^ Likes his phonebook to be up-to-date by reading local obituaries and crossing out the names of the dearly departed from the directory.
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^ is a mean uncle who makes his young nephew play icky games like Rhem (Myst for plumbers)
v is someone who makes up dumb rumors just for the fun of it Lynsie |
^ Smells funny.
V Smells funnier. |
^ Boy, does he have a hammer.
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^ Cares more about the definition of Adventure Game than he'd dare to admit. :D
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^ Has a much smaller hammer than me. :devil:
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^ Can tell you from first-hand experience. :D
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^ Must've forgotten telling me about it :D
Spoiler: |
Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!11
Is A Bloody Liaaaar!!!!!1 :d |
^Didn't put an arrow and possibly is talking about himself!
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^ Spends way too much time in this thread
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^ Thinks he's got a multiple personality disorder when in reality he only has one account and alias
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^ speaks the truth
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^ is Dark Veil in disguise. :D
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^ Is beat!the!champ in disguise
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Hmm... so that makes me holding the accounts of: smashing, beat!the!champ! and Dark Veil? Now I'm confused. :frusty:
^ Sells hammer and Lacey Oil (TM) to anyone who come into this thread. |
^Will buy hammers and Lacey Oil (TM) from anyone on this thread.
<Is gonna need a lot o' hammers and Lacey Oil. |
^ Set Ireland adrift and let it be carried by the North Atlantic Current to North America, where it's now wedged between Greenland and Ellesmere Island.
< Did the same thing to Newfoundland but got it stuck in the English Channel. |
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