^ Was married for a while...to a woman.

ScottMate

^ Was secretly in love with a duck.

^ Likes to cook an unspawned chick while it's still in its eggshell, then crack the shell open and eat the poor little thing, feathers, bones, et al.

^ Likes to watch.

^ likes to watch watchers watching.

^ French kisses houseplants when no one is looking.

^ enjoys picking up women and crushing their hearts when introducing his boyfriend.

^Chews his pet kangaroo's varuccas.

^ Enjoys the rear end of suckling pig.

^ Enjoys watching Hammerite enjoy the rear end of suckling pig.

^ Enjoys watching the Watcher of The Skies watching Squarsie watching Hammerite enjoying the end of a suckling pig.

^ Enjoys dressing up as a suckling pig and parading himself in front of Hammerite.

^ knows that the follow-up post can't touch that one.

^ Likes touching posts and getting high off it.

^ likes riding on a lawnmower

^ enjoys taunting distant single men with her singular wit and good looks whilst typing wearing dominatrix gear. ;)

^ has high imagination, wears ladies' shoes and eats rice with a fork :D

^ Eats young trolls.

^ has been peeking through my window again. :devil:

^ Waits on this thread to start rumours about the person above.

^ Aliens ate his baby sitter in episode VI.

^ Knows a suspicious lot about me and has oh-so-cute little tea parties with his hard drive, graphics card and a small four-year-old tortoise going by the name of Harry Chips McSanchez Lawdon.

^ Regularly forms unhealthy relationships with egg cartons

Spoiler:

This thread is a riot! And I like that, as it's progressed, posts have become more pointed observation than speculative rumour :D

^Is Bata Illic in disguise!



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^ Used to have 9 smilies but ate one of them and keeps another chained up in her torture chamber

Spoiler:

I just googled Bata Illic - that was nasty, Jaz ;)

^ Drinks milk. Straight from the carton!

^Drinks milk from somewhere else

Spoiler:

(you know what I'm talking about)

^ Thinks he is misuderstood.

^Is building a large army of penguins that she will soon unleash to enslave the entire population of the planet to build a giant killer massive killer giant badger of a death ray aimed directly at Lobo VII.

^Likes to drink crococdile's milk (Available from the milkman Ronny Soak ;))

Spoiler:

Well, it could have been worse. I could have started a rumour that you are Dieter Bohlen. That Wikipedia entry doesn't really show how bad he is. He's a total A-Hole - I think 98 % of the country agrees with me on that, especially after all the stuff he did the past few years (That entry only says he divorced Verona Feldbusch that same year. To be exact, he divorced her after exactly one month!). The german article details it much better. But I wouldn't even want to start such a rumour about my worst enemies. ;)

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^ Is actually Veronica Feldbusch in disguise and secretly wishes Dieter Bohlen would return to her.

^ enjoys smothering himself in strawberry jelly and getting pink elephants to hoover it off.

^ Thinks he is Robert Cath with glasses. :D He thinks he is going to Tokyo.

^ is in denial about what a studmuffin Squarejawhero is.

http://www.shotguncharlie.co.uk/studintrotoon2000.jpg
See? He points to my picture! IT MUST BE TRUE!

ROFL!

...

... yeah, right... ;) only j/k

^ Built a house out of Skittles


Nah, my grammar is better than her's...



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^ is actually a jelly donut.

*edit: ah crap! that was for squaresie!

Teehee! Foiled!

*runs off like a girl*

^ is not really a boy...

^thoroughly enjoy being spanked.

^ Our brave Army dude!