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Hammerite 07-08-2007 11:06 PM

> look

You see all the things you have to wash, which are dishes, and eating utensils.

> pick up a knife.

You take a knife.

> use knife to dig out the booger

You use the knife, and get the booger, which is much bigger than your initial expectation, and then progress to have a violent nosebleed.

Panthera 07-09-2007 12:37 PM

> Die from nosebleed

"That was stupid of you wasn't it? Fortunately for you, you are playing an adventuregame, wich means you can't die! Instead you can try and find the right word that will miraculously stop your nosebleed, and finish the disches for you! Arn't you lucky?!"

> say bastard

The cook look funny at you for a second, picks up some of your nosebleed with her finger, tastes it, and makes happy noises. You are becoming very scared.
"that was not the right word. :D"

Hammerite 07-09-2007 12:41 PM

> say "Super Magical Towel: ACTIVATE"

The Super Magical Towel that you got (in the prequel) now appears, and cleans your nose up and cleans the dishes. They now give off a calming fruity smell.

Not A Speck Of Cereal 07-09-2007 08:41 PM

> you look at the squeaky clean dishes cleansed by the "super magic towel" and see in the reflection a ceiling vent of the kitchen opening.

Head for the exit.

Hammerite 07-10-2007 12:30 AM

You are now inside a wide open attic, you can see a scruffy collection of working class people. This time, last month, you would have spat at them proles, but today you consider them valid for conversation.

> talk to the ringleader.

He explains to you that you, along with him and the rest of his smelly gang, are held captive by the owners of the house. They also mention that on the night of the old man's murder, they had seen many people wearing cultist's clothes.


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