This court will now come to order.
 

We will now conduct the hearing of case (docket #4-8-15-16-23-42), the Honourable Judge Giligan Dan presiding, on who "The Imposter"'s real identity is. The defendant is being defended by attorneys-at-law Mr. Step Urhan and Mrs. Squinky, vs. Mr. Lacey, who is under the impression that rlpw is also the Imposter. Mr. Urhan, you may call your first witness.


:P :P :P :pan:

Well you can count me as not the Imposter for 2 reasons

1: When the post for The Boring Thread came out I was at work. I have web access there BUT I also had a large case of cylander-qualifying-dial-wire-burnout today so me and the shop engineer were kinda busy.

2: I don't write as good as he does

It was me! I'm the impostor!

A more convincing case could be made that rlpw and I are the same person. ;)

Whoever the Impostor is, it's not rlpw.

It's not me, I would not be foolish enough to claim to be male in one thread and claim to be female in another.

Don't forget the possibility that I was never on this forum, Scott Stuff.

wouldn't that actually be a smart thing to do?

A newcomer would be unlikely to know my real name, and only one person calls me "Scott Stuff". You just told me who you are. :D

Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. ;)

No, reveal it! Reveal it!

Who is The Impostor? The truth must be revealed!!!

Yes! Yes! Reveal the truth!

Hey, it's your world...I'm just livin' in it.

I'd rather see how this plays out than to spill the beans too soon. :devil:

Yes, but you could be wrong............ Reveal it!

Ah, but he didn't claim that he was female; he claimed that he lacked a phallus. He must be John Wayne Bobbitt!

I didn't actually say I was a "he" either.

Oh please.

Let's examine the facts:

1. Your spelling is impeccable and your sentence structure is very near perfect and free from local dialectic aberrations. Those two qualities in your posts eliminate most of the usual prankster suspects.

2. Your exuberance and impish cheer are not qualities normally displayed by another one of our dear departed who reappeared under another nickname for a while.

3. You love being provocative and watching people's reactions. One might even say you enjoy playing the social anthropologist from time to time. (And in that last sentence I just told you who I think you are. ;) )

4. Calling me "Scott Stuff" merely confirmed my initial suspicions. :D

You're lucky I rose at 6:00 this morning, TTS. I can't stay awake any longer. My true identity better be revealed by tomorrow. I'll be back if I can't sleep long. And rats, I thought that wildly incorrect elipsis would have lead you off that track.

But he did not claim he lacked a phallus of his own.

Well, yeah, but I'm assuming that that claim was just made due to misunderstanding of terminology, and so I think it implies that The Impostor is actually female and not some self surgery freak(no offense meant to any actual self surgery freaks that might be reading this). It sounds like a more accurate indicator than the marriage comments.

Since it's someone Sage knows, it's likely someone that lives near him. However, the only other two people with alabama in their location field say they're male.

So you're thinking Trep?

get giligan! he's one of the OTHERS!

Looks like it.

Hmmm, thank you for that and the 'Social Anthropology' hint! Wonder how the Imposter feels about modern art?

Yes, That being said..... I wonder if the "Imposter" went to ummmm ...... Oh, I don't know maybe the (Art Institute of Chicago). Just a thought.

AHA! It's Jat316sob, isn't it? :shifty:

no, I don't think so..... I think it's Trep..... thats what I think anyway.:P

dont change the subject.
we have one of YOU in the hatch.

Silly people, it can't be Trep. The images are missing. :9

Hmmm, a search for the phrase "Scott stuff" didn't reveal its use anywhere outside of this thread, interesting.

Jinkies!

... which means that it's someone on these forums that Scott speaks to away from the forums.

As it's not likely to be FGM, I'm going with Trep.

I have a question..... Why isn’t the "Imposter" listed in the members list? Doesn’t everyone’s name go there when they register?

If that social anthropology thing is a clue, I'm certainly not who you think I am. You must be referring to my collegiate doppelgänger. Good try, though, Marlowe.

You are correct, Nora.

just b/c the images are missing doesn't prove anything..... it could still be Trep.

I really can't imagine Trep ever starting "The Rotting Flesh Thread" it just isn't his style...

I think, dear Jack, that a brief Google search will elucidate that part for you.

I'm just waiting for The Impostor to disappear and for Trep to return and pull a Clark Kent "What did I miss?"

I'd rather we never find out. More fun that way.

Though I must say, if someone calls me by a name I haven't ever frequented (and this is hard to do, folks), then they probably deserve some torture.

Jaz! I need some of your pets.

You mean to say, you've never heard of Nora Batty?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womansho...ora_batty3.jpg
Pictured right.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/117000...0_staff300.jpg

I was wondering where you went to? Well I guess I can cross you off my list of suspects. :P

No, I mean to say I haven't used that name.

But, entirely coincidentially, I also hadn't heard of Nora Batty. And I'm afraid the images haven't helped enlighten me, either. And somehow... I don't have the nagging impression I'm missing anything, either...